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Aka Phil Russell, sometime writer, sometime rumour.
he/they
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and then the demiurge revealed itself to me through the magnetic distortion
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One from each panel: Specimen Rejected, Senior Pet, Spicy Chicken, and Bedtime
tag yourselves
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"I cannae, they're covered in potatoes!"
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Honestly the role of President should be more akin to the Omelas kid
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I regret to inform you all that I am listening to "Tragic Kingdom" by No Doubt like the college freshman doofus I was when it came out.
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I have sworn off Making Fun Of An Evil Person's Appearance, but man...
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"You're not making money better, you're just making cryptids worse!"
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Macaroni & cheese is unpalatable by design and I'm tired of people pretending it isn't.
instead of having discourse let's talk about meaningless food preferences, sports beefs and fun stuff (hobbies). we don't need to discourse about any of the stuff we're discoursing about right now. free your hearts
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Lol so I always knew Kyle Gass was the talented one in Tenacious D but I just found out he's the only rocker in the group
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If you saw this scene in the theaters in 1965, your eyes would've popped out of your head, your tongue would've unfurled, you'd have made an involuntary "aw-oooga" noise, and possibly you'd die right there, but watching this in 2024 all I thought was "I, too, sometimes wake up mad and nude."
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Gosh, it's like the shitty version of Worf going to DS9
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"When you think about it, Mrs. Dash was the original Spice Girl." "Nobody knows what you're talking about, old-timer!"
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Youtube giving me an ad today for a shoe called "Killshot 2" and folks,
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Crikey this Stickler Muleson guy sucks
Jesus, stickermule sent me an email telling to buy a shirt to support trump, I'm done
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Will no-one rid us of this meddlesome dipshit
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A) Oh sweet, I didn't know The Black Museum toured community colleges B) Now I'm picturing Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth as the Gomez and Morticia of 1945
#OrsonWelles, 1945 Photo by Irving Penn
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"Buckle up, Hobo Sign Twitter"
What manner of accursed runes are these? Sidewalk got hexed!
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Ah, The Toynbee Tiles
What manner of accursed runes are these? Sidewalk got hexed!
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I discovered some time ago that Joe Hill's Last Will tracks to the tune of "O Waly, Waly", and if I had the means, I'd record it that way
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One hundred quatloos to whoever can find me that Dr. Ruth sitcom pilot
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Still recuperating from whatever ick had me down yesterday, so I'm breaking out the secret weapon (the "Doctor Mordrid" episode of MST3k)
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Oh neat, it's pouring rain and sunny at the same time! The Devil is [content warning]
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In lighter news, if this just-past-the-expiration-date test that the cat knocked over halfway during processing is to be believed, I have tested negative for COVID
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Cybill Shepherd, 1970 - photo portrait by Frank Horvat
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I just dream of a world where no one will be subject to the cruel whims of a tyrant just so they can eat and clothe themselves and have shelter, where nobody has power over anybody else, where we are all free and united in human solidarity None of it, none of it, none of it needs to be this way