Kristian van der Vliet: I'm sorry England *won* in penalties? Get the fuck out of here.

I'm sorry England *won* in penalties? Get the fuck out of here.

not everything can be a landslide victory, Kristian

Okay but penalties? England always kick themselves in the dick in penalties. Is this where Southgate's effort has all gone?

don't ask me about football, I don't know anything about football beyond "you are going to be the goalkeeper, just block shit alright?"

Yeah but we won a penalty shootout! It’s a strange feeling

Statistically it was boun to happen. Also, they didn't have to shoot them against Germany

I'm now imagining that Southgate spent all his time training the squad to shoot penalties just in case they went up against Germany and on one hand he's wasted his time and on the other hand it somehow paid off.

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