Kevin Jones

@vcsjones.dev

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Product Security and Cryptography at GitHub. .NET maintainer.

Alexandria, VA.

https://vcsjones.dev
https://gh.io/vcsjones

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Daughter ate center out of all of the mini cinnamon rolls and left me "the crust". I am annoyed but in a way I have a new kind of respect for her.

Had a customer inaction that was bizarrely good. I paid extra to have a vendor overnight something. UPS F'ed up and it was four days late. Vendor - without me saying anything - refunded the shipping and handling to my card and sent me an email basically amounting to "Sorry UPS blew it".

Moron climate change denying parents are mad their kid's summer camps are getting cancelled from heat advisories.

1500 meters freestyle swim down to 34 minutes and 53 seconds. I feel pretty good about that, considering it was nearly an hour a year ago.

The dog stole something off my plate with hot sauce on it. Poor bastard.

Why watch fireworks when there are perfectly good bats to watch outside?

Got lucky two years in a row. It's rainy and cloudy tonight.

This has been long in the making. .NET's X509Certificate2 and X509Certificate constructors will become obsolete, and replaced by X509CertificateLoader. github.com/dotnet/runti...

Create new X509CertificateLoader by bartonjs · Pull Request #102167 · dotnet/runtimegithub.com The new certificate loader only loads one data type per method, unlike the previous loader mechanism (new X509Certiicate2(bytes, ...)). It also allows for caller configuration to control cost-of-w...

Press X to doubt.

Man I got jack shit done today. Thank god. I'm tired.

Really looking forward to the next phone call with my Republican father. 🤮

No better burn than the "hot cheese pizza burnt the roof of my mouth" burn.

@tashasev.bsky.social hey! I see you are under the weather. 😔 hang in there friend, hope you are doing well.

Using a $130 Thunderbolt cable to charge a duck AMA.

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Here's a .NET implementation of XAES-256-GCM. github.com/vcsjones/Xae...

GitHub - vcsjones/Xaes256Gcmgithub.com Contribute to vcsjones/Xaes256Gcm development by creating an account on GitHub.

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one of those scenes where the good guy is chasing the bad guy in a house of mirrors but it’s my boss trying to find the Zoom meeting with the real me so he can fire me

this has to be the least compelling pitch of all time

Congrats #Panthers. That's was a heckuva game.

All I want is the LEGO version of a Tourbillon. www.theverge.com/2024/6/23/24...

“...yes, it is crazy to build a new V16 engine.”www.theverge.com Said Bugatti CEO Mate Rimac while revealing the 1,800-horsepower Tourbillon, which also has three electric motors and is due in 2026, succeeding the Veyron and Chiron.

Sake and tacos: an underrated but award winning combination.

Woo it's 5:30 so the temp is finally below 100 degrees.

I understand that the premise of losing weight (from fat) is to metabolize more calories than consume but man this sucks.

Discovered something many Californians know, but now that I have one near me, I can confirm Dave's Hot Chicken is great.

The dog is very confused about what to do with me eating cereal at 3:30 AM. Beg. Sleep. Beg. Sleep. Beg. Sleep.

Carrot has solid advice for dealing with the heat.

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sam alito in tuxedo gets recorded incognito

It's been a week.

Carefully looked at my kitchen light fixtures and decided that the only way to properly clean them to to completely take them off the ceiling. How is everyone else's evening?

I swear to god I am going to vote for RFK* if I get one more fucking text message from "Barbra Streisand" or "Jimmy Kimmel" about donating money. * No I will actually not.

Prescription swim goggles are like $35 now. In middle school I remember not being able to afford them because they were like... money. Advancements in technology can be cool sometimes.

I have been swimming a lot lately after not doing it at all for years (injury) and starting to feel just the slightest bit of "not sucking". Today I swam in a lane next to a high school senior on the swim team and learned that I am, in fact, an actual beached whale.