Maggie Westrum: sam alito in tuxedo gets recorded incognito

sam alito in tuxedo gets recorded incognito

A denial A denial A denial A denial

great minds

I see so many poorly done parody song lyrics that I have to compliment someone who gets the scansion completely right. Resisting "in a tuxedo" both fits the rhythm better and makes it more plausible as a Kurt Cobain lyric.

EXACTLY

Me: I'm a time traveler, and I know you liked inserting lyrics to throw people off examining you through them, so I have a few for one of your songs, but it won't pay off until 2024. Kurt: Dude what

I didn't know this about "Scentless Apprentice"…!

I didn’t even know about that book lol but will add it to library queue

It's a great book and one of the few movies that matches or possibly exceeds the book!

I agree the movie is very watchable but the text has some wild descriptions of the process of scent and memory that can't translate to a visual media

IT'S GOOD

Yah!

Peak Gen X. Well done.

"this is gold, jerry, gold!"

The Press: Oh well, whatever, nevermind.

Sam Alito in a Speedo Clears the beaches On the Lido

Puts the kibosh On the eyewash

Wait, there is a recording?

bsky.app/profile/pari...

Activist and documentary maker Lauren Windsor secretly recorded damning and incredible remarks from Justice Samuel Alito and his wife. open.substack.com/pub/stevesch...

Unfit for courtopen.substack.com Activist and documentary maker Lauren Windsor secretly recorded damning and incredible remarks from Justice Samuel Alito and his wife. They come after the couple has been linked to a number of controv...

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With the flag flipped, it’s seditious Appeal to Heaven, tree’s deciduous Neighbors suck and aggravate us Lib snowflakes, what’s the ruckus

Madam

A mulato, An albino, A bologna, Vergogna Yeah!

ohmigod, I just scanned your timeline onnacounta this brilliant post; it wasn't just a one-off! What a crazy-high batting average of awesome. Please know you are a **treasure.**

😁

totally had to resist the urge to binge-like-button SO many things in rapid succession, as that's always a weird thing in the notifications. But the Radiobread thing? SO GOOD.

Is that weird? I do it pretty regularly. 😬

Burma Shave

Non-denial! Non-denial! Non-denial!

(yeah)

INSTANT follow

Stop the nazis They're contagious Here they are to Entertain us

Sexually Suggestive

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

With their tales of Great Replacement Constitution- Al debasement

He's a Catholic And an asslick And his wife has Stupid-ass flags

Been wondering for 33 years what those lyrics were, THANK YOU

Prior to seeing gif heard it as Espresso. Now can’t stop.

😂😂😂😂👊

Also works with this ... youtu.be/kXPCsaO_55o?...

Tim Curry Official Music Video - I Do The Rockyoutu.be Official music video for Tim Curry's 'I Do The Rock' from the 1979 album 'Fearless'. This video was often played in a double bill with 'Paradise Garage' before midnight screenings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Love Tim? Visit www.timcurry.co.uk

*slow clap*

Don't think so. I'm pretty sure he is a cuck. You know!

Burma Shave!

That’s a follow.

One more syllable!

FTW!! 💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

¿Pobrecito?

read to the tune of Lemon Demon’s “Eighth Wonder”

Brilliant!

This is the funniest thing I have seen online in weeks.

Neato!

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