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It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

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RFK Jr. Mutes TV To Share Own Answer To Debate Moderator’s Questionwww.theonion.com The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.

if i was a post-collapse nomadic hunter-gatherer type i would fucking immediately invent agriculture and animal husbandry again and there's nothing any of you could do to stop me. agriculture fucking kicks ass. i love agriculture

Wrong guesses only

what

Customer: BLACK BEAUTY DMV: BLACK BETTY Verdict: DENIED

The solstices should be considered the exact middle of summer and winter

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Customer: THAT GREG LIFE DMV: THAT G LIFE AS IN GANGSTER LIFE Verdict: DENIED

Time again to play Parse the Headline:

You can't even eat the Chip that Kills You anymore, because of woke

The chief medical examiner’s office in Massachusetts has determined that a teenager who ate a tortilla chip containing a high concentration of a chemical compound found in chili peppers, died of a heart attack last September.

14-year-old died of heart attack after participating in a spicy tortilla chip challenge | CNN Businesscnn.it The chief medical examiner’s office in Massachusetts has determined that a teenager who ate a tortilla chip containing a high concentration of a chemical compound found in chili peppers, died of a hea...

I like how the cowboy hat has become political shorthand for "stupid racist asshole"

Customer: MY NICKNAME DMV: CUM ZONE? CUSTOMER'S NAME IS CHRISTINE MALZONE Verdict: DENIED

Customer: MOVIE REFERENCE DMV: CARA MERDE=DEAR SHIT IN ITALIAN Verdict: DENIED

...and Whitey's building high-speed rail on the moon

Yes let's see who's revitalizing this land with a tragic past

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Customer: RIDING IN A LIFTED TRUCK DMV: RIDE HIGH/STONED Verdict: ACCEPTED

All that effort for authenticity in Shōgun and they forgot how much makeup the average samurai was wearing everyday. Half of the Hagakure was just makeup tips

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if i was president and some shitty governor everyone hated was acting up flexing the fucking national guard and state troopers with hot dog necks, just daring me to do something as the most powerful man in the world, let me tell you what i would do: sit there with my thumb up my ass

Man bites pig

Tim Tam Blizzard Vegemite Dipped Cone

Celebrities: They're just like us

Did an image search for "blow up doll" to make fun of the Israeli lady who was denied candy by Hamas... and WTF Etsy?

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this is public domain now m.youtube.com/watch?si=udw...

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chili crisp & vanilla ice cream

You're telling me a 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘤𝘦 baked these potatoes?

One of the tracks on this album is Miss Piggy doing a Calypso-style xmas song 10/10

when the sugar cookies hit

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the actress who played the girl in the original Folger's incest commercial is the daughter of Jeffrey Combs (Weyoun from DS9)

finally they made a sleeping bag for sharing with your bros

Jealousy Professor sounds like an unreleased Steely Dan track

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

Grok is woke unfortunately