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I have been reading you for years, and I can’t believe you just posted “people accused of doing a Bad Thing willing shared internal documents they chose, those documents show no evidence of them doing the Bad Thing, so I guess it didn’t happen.”
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If this story had been “Trump Org releases internal emails, none of them discuss stealing classified documents, so it looks like he didn’t steal internal documents” you would have laughed at it.
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Sure, they tried to hire the actress, then they tried to hire her again two days before launch, then on the day of the launch the founder tweeted the title of her famous role associated with the product, but the company says there’s no email! You must acquit.
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Yeah, the odds of a lawyer saying "wtf are you thinking, get her to sign off on all your emails instructing the voice actor you hired specifically because she sounded like ScarJo to sound more like her or she will own you" is really high.
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BETTE MIDLER ARRIVES, STAGE RIGHT, EATING POPCORN. Bette Midler won this case in the 1980s...
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Tom Waits pokes his head in from the curtain, steals a bite of popcorn. "And I won it in 1992, too." Tosses confetti, exits.