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I have been reading you for years, and I can’t believe you just posted “people accused of doing a Bad Thing willing shared internal documents they chose, those documents show no evidence of them doing the Bad Thing, so I guess it didn’t happen.”
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If this story had been “Trump Org releases internal emails, none of them discuss stealing classified documents, so it looks like he didn’t steal internal documents” you would have laughed at it.
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Sure, they tried to hire the actress, then they tried to hire her again two days before launch, then on the day of the launch the founder tweeted the title of her famous role associated with the product, but the company says there’s no email! You must acquit.
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I don't know what kind of arrogance it takes to even imagine you could rip off Scarlett "run me my money, Disney" Johanson for more than half a second
She also literally just participated in a strike where the ability to control or stop studios from using actors likenesses in AI was a key factor. The odds of her either agreeing to license her voice *or* to not fight an attempt to imitate her were extremely low.
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Yeah, the odds of a lawyer saying "wtf are you thinking, get her to sign off on all your emails instructing the voice actor you hired specifically because she sounded like ScarJo to sound more like her or she will own you" is really high.
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BETTE MIDLER ARRIVES, STAGE RIGHT, EATING POPCORN. Bette Midler won this case in the 1980s...
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Tom Waits pokes his head in from the curtain, steals a bite of popcorn. "And I won it in 1992, too." Tosses confetti, exits.
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But, John, we are very special smart boys! Smarter than everyone else! You have to let us do our very special smart boy things or the world* will end and also we will yell and cry and become fascists!** *our total and unjust economic supremacy **we are already fascists who talk too much