oh, I also really hated the brunch metaphor, which was used a lot to shut down women and queer people who correctly pointed out that a Trump SCOTUS would absolutely strike down Roe v Wade
also, imagine slandering brunch in general, one of God and Socialism's greatest meals. Brunch implies that you don't ahve to work on the weekend, and can sleep in
Eggs Benedict is one of the better things we've invented as a species. Crepes are pretty good too. I don't entirely understand why they aren't breakfast, but they're very good.