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Mario, Owner of the Moon

@wanksy.bsky.social

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I own the moon and you cannot prove that I do not own it.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 4 days
Reply toAvatar Jason, ex Inferis
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 5 days
Me seeing you guys see me.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 9 days
1/10th of a dollar.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 10 days
This is how my posts are write
Avatar yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 10 days
This is how my posts are written
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 10 days
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 13 days
Apparently instead of fortunes, we just get definitions of words now.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 14 days
In case anyone was worried about access to ass vibrators, now available at your local CVS :
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 16 days
We need to call in the big guns
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 16 days
All hail our dark lord
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 16 days
Trying to imagine what a steaming hot Dr. Pepper would be like.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 18 days
I don’t know who needs to hear this but I just made 6 fried chicken thighs and there’s nobody here. Sometimes you just gotta treat yourself.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 21 days
Here in the land where I am pseudo anonymous, there always the question about what type of person I am. I’d like to submit the following, which is my response to a dickhead about a 2012 legal argument re: my fish tank that caused a fire. This is real.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 1 mo
Jen, I feel like showing up to this disciplinary meeting in your pajamas was not really the move.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 1 mo
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 1 mo
“Pffff nuh uh, I’m a elk,” he said when asked.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 1 mo
The tv show at the opthamologist is so boring
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 1 mo
I demand this level of honesty from all of you.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 1 mo
I lied. I’m not going to bed. I can’t stop thinking about how carpet cleaning videos are the pro-wrestling of social media. If your carpet is this dirty then you’re an asshole.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 1 mo
Here is a nice picture of my classy manhattan cocktail. It’s brown. Like poop.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Ermagerd like I guess I’ll like, totes be the nominee
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Whenever I see this, I think “death by haircut”
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
The universal sign for diarrhea
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Choose your fighter
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Alone in the fridge I sit, awaiting my destiny. I wrinkle, and long for buns.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
This is a box that assumes you are too stupid to use boxes.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Charles: can you make it super satany like I’m on fire like the devil and shit? Painter: no problemo.
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
Well at least I don’t have to worry about there being pee in the ai…
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Mario, Owner of the Moon @wanksy.bsky.social · 2 mo
I’ll never be able to afford that mortgage now - I spent all my money on this