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Don't buy a 10 foot phone charging cord. You think it'll be great, the longer the better, but that's pride fuckin' with you you'll pry my three metre USB cable from my cold dead fingers after i trip over it the fourth time today and crack my skull Trap it in the drawer of the bedside table and drop your phone when you try and pick it up as a result... still love mine. All mine are at least 50 feet for tactical reasons Garrotting rappelling grappling and so on Just long enough to tie you up with, pal I have surprisingly dainty wrists for my frame Bro I got two of them bitches and I’m livin my best life Sorry but I disagree. My charger cable should be able to gradually hogtie me as I toss and turn in my sleep. 
