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my posts are real and they're spectacular
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Art by • Jean deMers
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Thinking about launching a Bird Crusade, a holy war against cats and house sparrows 🦉 From the 1919 book Ideal Home Life.
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when will nyc fashion girlies understand that if you follow trends you will look like everyone else
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this is the strategy i used to use in the sims 2
Emperor Tamarin. Females keep multiple male mates, which, enabled by uncertain paternity, she enlists to take care of her babies. Tamarins in general are more likely to have twins than other primates. Photo: Wade Tregaskis/flickr
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love armor thats just two metal discs superglued to boobs
Ornella Muti as Princess Aura in Flash Gordon '80
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move over, challengers
learning there was a 70s Lord of the Rings movie script where Aragorn and Boromir passionately kiss with Arwen's blood on their lips we were so robbed
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I fall in love with NYC all over again every time I see strangers be kind to one another
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imagine if dracula was 5'7. no one would take the guy seriously
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 15,1949
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this year I chose to grow a small heirloom eggplant (prosperosa) because I've struggled growing regular eggplants in the past, given how I'm just growing in a garden box. my plan paid off with my first beautiful harvest 🌱
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film is such an incredible medium. a little time machine for an hour or two.
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love talking to 5yos. I told this kid's family where lifeguards were staffed, the kid thanked me and then let me know I could use her sand toys if I wanted
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Art by • Hubert de Lartigue
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the REAL win condition for curse of strahd isn't killing him, it's putting him on a leash
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you say my penis is small, but I say it's dainty
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what if the real coconut tree was the contexts in which we existed along the way 😔
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‼️ a killdeer family crosses your path! 🪶
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americans will whine about culling stray animals but insist that it's ok for them to adopt a purebred pet when dozens are euthanized in shelters
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writing porn is so annoying bc it's like having a boner that you have to solve math problems to jerk off
the writing bug is so annoying bc it's like having a splinter in your foot that you have to solve math problems to remove
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A Redheaded Woodpecker on his/her way to chase away a Red-bellied Woodpecker. Redheaded Woodpeckers can be energetic in shooing away other birds, especially other woodpeckers.
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girls want one thing and it's weapons that double as sex toys
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this laughing gull would look right at home among kitschy beach house decor 🪶
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got to see some piping plovers recently! they are fast and tiny so I couldn't quite get my focus right 🪶
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ohhhh I thought you said you get really turned on by curved CUKES. my bad haha
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I took some photos for my birthday. Crimson Rosella, Australian King Parrot (my old friend Vlad), and a Common Bronzewing. #birds
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🦉 Two orange-fronted parakeets enjoying a sunny day in the treetops of Bijagua, Costa Rica. #birds 📷 #photography