the amount of mugging he's about to do -- shot after shot of him grabbing something, hittin a guy, than pulling it back to look at what he's using
and it's gonna kill every time. he's gonna ram his fist through an ovipositor and
please make a part 2. i NEED to see how this hypothetical film plays out. (no pressure of course, just saying, this is hilarious and i loved it and thank you for posting it maam)