La Captain Oblivious: Probably shouldn’t have worn my light up shoes while running from the cops.

Probably shouldn’t have worn my light up shoes while running from the cops.

But they make you go faster.

I know 😭😭😭

😂

Throw a donut to distract them lol

😂

Hope you got away

I’m glad you found that funny lol

🤣🤣 Silly Duck.

🤣🤣🥰

😂🏆😂🏆

🤭🤭🙃🙃🙃

They were probably chasing you to tell you how cool you looked.

At least you weren't wearing your goldfish platforms

They aren’t going to catch you They just like the view…

Lucky I know Morse Code ... "read" your flashing SOS ... and created the diversion that sent the cops off in the wrong direction. You can thank me by making dinner that's not beans and franks. Or we can go out. Your call.

People have actually done that 😂

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