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La Captain Oblivious

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Part-time reply gal. Silly goose activated. I tell dad jokes, so that automatically makes me your daddy.

Follow me, I can fix you.

I say things ⬇️

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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social · 21 hr
Who up inning their hibitions?
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RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social · 4 hr
Found on Reddit 😂
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Pot Shop Boy @potshopboy.bsky.social · 2 hr
Die, hate, exfoliate
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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social · a day
The sink sprayer squirted me in the face. Anyway, thought of you.
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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social · 4 hr
My office last night
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Drummy™ @crashtestdrummy.bsky.social · 2 hr
I left my fitbit in my pants pocket for laundry day. Apparently I went swimming for 30 minutes and then fell down the stairs for an hour.
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Ashley, Inc @ashleysays.bsky.social · 4 hr
Sundays are for sinning and shitposting
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Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social · 5 hr
happy sunday weirdos, it’s gonna be a great day ☀️🔥
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Jennifer Schaffroth @jenniferschaffroth.bsky.social · 3 hr
I'm ready to have no people in my space or hearing vicinity
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Sadie @sadieisupset.bsky.social · 4 hr
You can’t hurt my feelings I still play valorant
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Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social · 2 hr
i’m feeling upset, if everyone could please log off, i’d like to be alone with my posts
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 14 hr
Sorry for being annoying as hell, you guys
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James @tarnation.bsky.social · 5 hr
youre in his dms attempting to portray your tits in ascii, im in his dms conspiring to do crimes
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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 5 hr
[nic cage voice] i’m going to steal america’s extended warranty
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · a day
Might just fuck around and admit there are worse things than being alone, but it often takes decades to realize this, and most often when you do, it's too late. And there's nothing worse than too late.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 2 hr
When I’m at home, I talk out loud a lot for someone who lives alone
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 5 hr
Gearing up for the 2024 polycule draft
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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social · 5 hr
A bird almost hit my windshield and I swear I heard it say “what the flock.”
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Hyde @hyde85.bsky.social · 4 days
They say there's cherry, lemon, strawberry, and mango gummi bears in this bag but all I taste is heaven.
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👻SpookyComic💀 @spookycomic.bsky.social · 8 days
We have reached the days I am shoving my jewelry up my ass.
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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social · a day
I get my Kung Fu fighting skills from taking off a sweaty sports bra after a workout.
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La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social · 2 days
I went off-roading once and had about 10 orgasms.
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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 9 hr
A watched coffee pot brews deep.
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Donkey Hotay @donkee.bsky.social · 13 days
Before you come any closer, full transparency, I give gateway hugs
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 6 hr
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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 6 hr
Know my heart like gold, but it break like glass
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 10 hr
this is how my posts are written
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Saeg Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 18 hr
it became a popular and trendy thing to want to be an influenzar
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Sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 6 hr
*towering over you* what did you say about the fluffiness of my pancakes?
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 7 hr
if i'm not coughing up blood at the end of my massage, i ain't payin'