La Captain Oblivious: [Flips phone over, I’m not done]

[Flips phone over, I’m not done]

I feel judged, and I'd write a DM about it, but the damn DMs here have too small of a character limit lol.

My response: 👍

😂

If there's zero punctuation, deleting it.

This is how I type messages to people and I hate that about myself. I have cut back a little tho and try to keep everything under 1 paragraph. So hopefully that helps my friends not hate me as much.

Suggesting a date?

No need to write a damn novel to tell me you hate me.

Front and Back!🤣

Imagine getting left on read and checking your watch.

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