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Get to know me by 10 Series
Smallville
Only Murders in the Building
The Six Million Dollar Man
Fringe
Law and Order: SVU
Kyle XY
My Secret Identity
Lost
Sherlock
Luther
Get to know me by 10 TV Series
Hinterland
Columbo
Midsomer Murders
Morse
True Detective Series 1
Dukes of Hazzard
South Park
Law & Order
Trailer Park Boys
Sopranos
her: We need to talk
me: As you wish
her: Your obsession with The Princess Bride is driving me crazy
me: Inconceivable!
her: That's it, I’m leaving you
me: I think you're bluff—
her: *slams the door*
me: *turning to camera* Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
American college basketball player, coach, and broadcaster
Happy #TieTuesday! Here's today's #dadjoke - 6 was scared of 7 because 7,8,9. 4 witnessed everything but was 2 squared to tell anyone! Have a wonderful day everyone!
Our rescue dog snapped his bottom canine tooth, exposing the nerve. After charming everyone at the animal hospital, he parked himself at the front desk, wagging his tail and eyeing the treat jar. This proves my theory that a little snack can always help, no matter what’s happening in your life.