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to whomst it may concern @whomstcast.bsky.social · 2 mo

hey we just dropped a new episode on the deep dive of the ocean’s 11 franchise. check out the spotify link here open.spotify.com/episode/03th...

episode 65: the m'oceans cinematic universeopen.spotify.com Listen to this episode from to whomst it may concern on Spotify. m’oceans cinematic universe josh and aly do a deep dive on the oceans 11 franchise. get your spy gear and bad cockney accents ready ...

He should have done some penetration testing first.

Was he hacked by a fucking dildo, or fucked by a hacking dildo? Words are fun! Also, I am a delight at parties.

I mean... They did buy a device with the express intention of f*cking themselves... and given what was lost... there's a clear pattern of behaviour... I guess that's a W?\

honestly??? though???? this is brilliant????

Was going to say that’s a real dick move, but realized it’s a fake dick move.

All his apes, boned

Something something, dildo of consequences.

The Bzzkeeper Starring Jason Statham, and some puffy dude as Crypto Dude Who Lost All His Apes to a Hacked Dildo. Featuring F. Murray Abraham as the voice of the hacked dildo.

@buttplug.engineer 👺

#penTesting

Dildo hacking guy gets to use "I'm in" in at least two very different contexts

Dildos have apps now? Huh

oh man yeah you could have dildos on IOT long distance relationship game chamber. one can control a sex toy from another time zone

I'm trying not to be pedantic, but I thought dildos were unpowered.

It's a wonderful world we live in.

i didnt expect the cyberpunk dystopia future to be so (b)anal

I thought it was quite funny, until I saw his username was Crypto Bitlord, then I truly laughed out loud. "Not so looking so lordly now, are we, mr "my dildo firmware is haunted"

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