"We are in a STAFFING EMERGENCY!"
"Hey, my friend wanted to join--"
"Applications are closed. Tell them to apply during the proper period"
"I thought you said we were in an emergency"
"WE ARE THE SITUATION IS DESPERATE!"
"Who can I talk to about fixing the hiring procedure then?"
"No one. It's fine"
I try to be human on Linkedin. But then again, I get mandatory "social media behavior" workday training several times a year in an attempt to iron out that pesky humanness....
Exactly, people would work if they didn't have to work themselves to death with the constant fear of starvation or homelessness surrounding them on a daily basis.