WildGorillaMan Esq.: Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

Least sociopathic LinkedIn post ever Like infinite monkeys with typewriters eventually you get a LinkedIn post that makes sense

exactly, people will work if they don't have to work themselves to death under constant fear of starvation or homelessness

I couldn't find that post to read the comments, but Augie has some legit bangers

All right, Augie, we’re cool.

"We are in a STAFFING EMERGENCY!" "Hey, my friend wanted to join--" "Applications are closed. Tell them to apply during the proper period" "I thought you said we were in an emergency" "WE ARE THE SITUATION IS DESPERATE!" "Who can I talk to about fixing the hiring procedure then?" "No one. It's fine"

This was a real conversation I had with my boss (and it was pre covid!)

There is nothing that makes an incompetent client or manager MORE upset than an employee knowing their work.

you could cut the last three words off that statement and it'd still be just as true

My friend had a dog named Augie, and he was a good boy. In my head, I am imagining that this is what Augie would say.

Okay, this definitely confirms that it's been a LONG time since I've ive been on LinkedIn.

Bravo! Well stated! 👏💯

I want to read the comments on this one lol

There are a few good folks over there.

I try to be human on Linkedin. But then again, I get mandatory "social media behavior" workday training several times a year in an attempt to iron out that pesky humanness....

Exactly, people would work if they didn't have to work themselves to death with the constant fear of starvation or homelessness surrounding them on a daily basis.

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