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WildGorillaMan

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Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Breakin' 2: Electric Shrekaloo
Remake a movie with Shrek and make it better … Shreknado
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Celebrating the Fourth of July by dressing up like the Hamburglar and throwing crypto mining rigs into Boston Harbor.
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If I slide in your DMs, just know my big gorilla fingers hit the button by accident and I’m mortified
If I slide in your DMs, just know I’m on rollerblades and forgot how to stop.
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Newsweek Cover, July 3, 1978: TV of Tomorrow
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Counterpoint: How many nations have an Independence Day from the USA? 0 Britain: 65
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20 years from now they're going to make period pieces set in the 2020s and whenever they want to create an air of disquiet they'll use nordic minimalism
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"Gavin Newsom is doing a podcast with marshawn lynch" is the pivotal clue in a Shyamalan movie that it's all actually a dream
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Getting high at the bukkake call it glazed and confused
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Facebook: Angry boomers and their adult children who no longer speak to them Twitter: racists, spambots, and racist spambots Threads: Instagram influencers HORRIFIED to learn that they now have to write essays to get lieks BlueSky: The mosh pit at an Ani Difranco concert
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I’m no fancy big city AI expert by any means, but just recently both TELUS’ automated call-in service and online chat assistant have gotten substantially stupider and less responsive to obvious, intuitive inputs, making it more frustrating to use Coincidence?
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My first novel turned fifteen today. Happy anniversary Drowned World.
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Real and implied species. Support my Patreon for extra content: www.patreon.com/birdandmoon
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I am UNREASONABLY angry at how invested I am in this stupid fuckin movie
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We know the benefits of re-wilding, and re-introducing key species like beavers and wolves Let’s go back to the era when megafauna roamed North America Wooly rhinoceros Herds of mammoth Beavers the size of Honda Civics Dire wolves the size of minivans THAT’S the kind of retvrn I could sign off on
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I’ve been up and down this creek for four years and while I’ve seen plenty of signs of their activity this is the first time I’ve seen a beaver here! I’m unreasonably excited about this