Willie Fitzgerald: Seasoning my 80K low-poly truck like a cast iron pan. Researching high smoke point oils and such

Seasoning my 80K low-poly truck like a cast iron pan. Researching high smoke point oils and such

Cybertruck owners rationalizing the rust problem have hit a new rock bottom among Musk nerds gizmodo.com/cybertruck-o...

*slaps roof* I can season so much grapeseed oil onto this truck frame

Putting in an order for a drum of bluing solution

Finally a use for the Musk flamethrower

The “associated patina”

Flaxseed oil works best

I’ve found the flaxseed patina tends to flake. Not sure about its automotive applications tho

Only betas drive in the rain

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He thinks he actually bought an AMC Gremlin.

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Although oils are also a problem for the Cybertrucks, so they'd better do their research well to make sure the oils are ph neutral.

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More fire helps

Never sleeps 🫶🏻🦋

I've thought for a while that a corten auto body could look kind of cool

Bro, no one is calling it patina on a brand new car; that crap is a RUST problem, and it's going to cost you money to either solve or when you go to sell it. I watch a channel where they get old cars running, and they call it "weight reduction" but never "patina".

Grapeseed or avocado oil would work best, both have a smoke point of over 450⁰F

Everyone knows the best patina comes from slicing hot roast beef. Probably impossible for a truck. Next best option is the coffee immersion tho, which seems doable

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