Win98 Tech Support

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The last remaining Windows 98 Tech Support agent. Blacklisted by several gaming publications.

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If you ever think everyone that works with a computer is some sort of network genius, i just had to explain to a room of programmers what the difference between OneDrive and our servers are

You can piss your pants and drink it now, scientists are stupid

Scientists from Cornell University are developing a real-world version of the Stillsuit from Frank Herbert’s sci-fi epic Dune, which could be used by future astronauts as they embark on missions to the International Space Station, the Moon, and beyond. bit.ly/3W3LfOF

Elden ring boss: *literal demigod ancient filled with centuries of war* Me: BIG ROCK, SPIKY STICK

i think its funny we have another presidential race with a Kennedy and hes the least likely to get shot

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Frankly, I'm still processing the death of Richard Simmons.

What if his ear just did that

Bout to watch Longlegs, sure hope nothing insane like, say, a former president getting shot, happens while i'm out

RIP Richard Simmons, hands down the best Whos Line guest

We joke about how bad the Epic store or Ubisoft are but the E-shop is nearly unusable. Its slow as fuck, lacks a shopping cart, absolutely embarrassing

There's no excuse for how dated the Nintendo eShop is. Just finding out online if a Switch game has received a patch update since initial reviews is a crap shoot.

Intrusive thoughts won again

Standing on my front porch with an open denim shirt smoking a joint i am thoroughly in my "fuck it, we ball" phase

Driving home with my shirt off and got cat-called at a stop sign

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LONDON (AP) — European Union says social media site X's blue checks are deceptive and transparency falls short under digital rules.

We're 🤏 this close to Biden dropping an old timey slur in a speech because he thinks its 60 years ago

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Boogie was on Biggest Problem the other week, so he might have come into contact with a Sonichu Medallion.

Boogie probably doesn't have cancer and has been lying about his medical bills nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

Boutta be a lot fewer Teslas on the road

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Ran out of usb ports on my desk so had to charge my headphones on the usb console port of my cisco switch

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Imagine raising the price for PC Game Pass when it's like the worst experience to use.

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Binary Domain is a squad-based shooter that only costs 3 dollars on Steam.

It keeps happening

George Washington in 1776: I will lead my new country to freedom from British Tyranny through blood and toil! David Bushnell in 1776:

Straight guy challenge: are you man enough to eat a pink popsicle in front of a room of other guys

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Guys I, I need, I, I need to show you something

Well that does explain why it looks like dog shit

Girlfriend and i compromised that she'll stop trying to tell me Elden Ring lore and i won't tell her Metal Gear Solid lore

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I for one am glad the Cybertruck exists bc what other vehicle is out there providing nonstop hits like this

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Saw this on mastodon and it is fantastic. AI in medicine