Simon

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Woke lefty, plant fueled, cyclist and runner. Almost certainly not as clever as he'd like to think. he/him

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I appear to have acquired a Moroccan kitten.

Holiday goofus.

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FOOTBALL IS ICUMEN HOME! LHOUDE SING CUCKOOO!

No it is the children who are wrong dot gif.

Resistant to all antibiotics.

This'll do.

I am a stressy traveller. Set off early. Arrived at the airport in plenty of time. Parked up. Now airside. I still won't relax until my beer arrives.

Next door is making a hullabaloo. There might possibly have been a goal?

Grifters gonna grift.

I’m told Farage did not turn up at Parliament yesterday for MPs’ first day.

Ruin a children's television programme by changing one letter. Jamie and the Magic Touch.

Ruin a children’s television programme by changing one letter: Grunge Hill Dare bears SupperTed

Can confirm that during an England game is an excellent time to visit the big Tesco.

Watching my lad gigging. #ProudDad

5 sausages tonight if I'm not too late please @wombat37.bsky.social. #sausageleague

Lollipops! All free today!

Hey, America! Ever wish your politics were a bit more like here in Britain?

Massive Charles Hawtrey vibes from this picture of Jacob Rees-Mogg.

Now that Nigel Farage is an MP I think it's worth reminding everybody that you should never throw milkshakes at politicians. Not whilst there are perfectly good vegan alternatives available.

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Spare a thought for the Tories who don't have a second job at GB News.

The lettuce has lost.

Still got the same old crap Tory MP. Reform raàn Labour a close third. *Eyeballs neighbours suspiciously*.

I saw the exit polls and then I started calling everyone cunts. That's enough election coverage for me tonight.

Buy shares in milkshakes.

Went to vote with my neighbour. #dogsatpollingstations

This explains a lot about the last 14 years.

I see some of the Reform types on Xitter have brought back that golden oldie from the referendum, #usepens.

You know the prom queen scene in Carrie? I will absolutely chip in if anybody wants to set that up in Clacton, but with milkshake.

Very disappointed not to have any canvassers round during the run up to the general election. I'd rehearsed all the pops I would have had at most of them likely to call.

"Please don't vote for Reform. We've got Boris. You liked him - he got Brexit done!"

I'm sorry to inflict this photo on you at this time of day, but holy hell.

There's a thread on a NextDoor group about how crucial it is that Labour don't come to power as they destroyed the country the last time they were in government. How does any of *gesticulates wildly* THIS, appear to be better run or funded than it was prior to 2010?

You do the foundations then Jacob.

Rees-Mogg tells young Tories he wants to ‘build a wall in the English Channel’www.theguardian.com Ex-cabinet minister reiterates backing for Donald Trump and claims ‘Biden doesn’t like Britain’ in leaked recording

Lads in the office know where Southgate is going wrong.

Just got off the phone to my dad, and briefly chatted all things General Election, and mentioned some polls show his constituency falling to Reform. "Not because of my vote." I'm sorry for doubting you Father.