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well,
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What a name. Hell 'n' Heck.
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if i was writing a book and it started to change the world around me i'd stop. i don't need all that nonsense..
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coffee plants be like dont talk to me until ive photosynthesized my beans!! 😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂 LIKE ❤️ and SHARE 😳‼️ if you AGREE!! ♻️😂😂🤣
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frog_news: dont worry about hotter water. focus on what we can do in the pot 💪 lilypad_lover: this place sux pond_champ: i LIKE hot water 🥵
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slept through my duel 😩😩 but i'm cramming to get back on schedule by shooting all the boys at the brunch saloon🔫🤠
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100% humidity is key to a good night's sleep
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my bruises are really filling in. they say i could audition for "Victim #3" pretty soon.
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Grass will need to touch you
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my ability to go outside is reaching insane levels. soon i wont even need to get up from computer to comprehend all the workings of nature
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now that i am online i can feel my strength returning. soon i will pull the columns of this wretched computer world down on me
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growing fat on spoils 🔥🔥😋
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You slept in an Uncomfortable Bed. Health and Stamina have been recovered. Sleep in a sheltered Comfy Bed for an XP boost!
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the jerk store called but i hung up on their ass. NEVER phone me during dinner. it's disrespectful.
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bendy straw but dont breaky straw
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fireflies are working all day and night for that butt fuel that makes them light up. i respect them
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favorite director duo? that's easy. Steve and Spielberg
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weird, I can see it without being logged in
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the tweet i think about is the "as true gamers dare" gamer's salute one but i cant find it
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im advancing making this face 😠 while holding out my hand rigidly
please, to meet you!
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bug crawling on me while im chilling. ah well play the cards im dealt and keep chilling
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This day is all about seeing whose pets have the strongest will
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runic symbol APPEARS on iphone casing after cheap cushioning flakes off!!! CURSE or CULT INITIATION rite???
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Narrator: A tale as old as time. GUY 1: you got your marsh in my swamp! GUY 2: "no you got your swamp in my marsh!"
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due to some recent events, i need a coffin and an old castle to sleep in and i wont be taking any visitors during the sunlight hours
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why do people call it a "come to Jesus" moment? dont think Jesus was saying sins were forgiven until a particularly bad time to meet him
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June was a rainy month and for the first time in years, many of the prairie marshes are full … of both water and babies! American coots are wonderful birds, and this coot parent was paying very close attention to her baby as it explored its marsh home!🪶