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Jason H

@witzkers.bsky.social

3/4 of the best burrito in the business
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No one ever talks about the miraculous feats of strength it takes for a mom to lift a car ONTO a toddler
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Leafs really got the full Ilya Samsonov experience. Great play leading to an emotional goal for your team, then just letting an absolute cupcake get past him
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I just want everyone to know that football sucks and I hate it
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Maybe the real presidency is the friends Ron DeSantis made along the way. Which of course is no one.
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@davidjroth.bsky.social just caught up on the last Distraction, and had a thought. Was McDermott’s 9/11 speech based on the drill instructors bit in Full Metal Jacket about Lee Harvey Oswald being “1 motivated marine”? He seems jelly-brained enough to miss the point of that scene and movie
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I’m not the only one who fucking loathes going home to see family, right? Just can’t stand them and spends the whole trip counting minutes to get back to the airport?
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I’ve decided the next thing I’d like to try to speak into existence is for @edsbs.bsky.social and @austinwalker.bsky.social , 2 of the most thoughtful voices of their respective industries, to have a prolonged conversation about Warhammer
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There’s 2 types of people in this world. People who understand that the $100,000 Pyramid was a life altering experience, and spiders
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I’m getting real tired of seeing posts about x.com and thinking a new X-com game is coming out
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Slight delay at the O’s game
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I know we all had a good time laughing at that lady talking about 5G and that emergency alert, but at least a few people had to turn into zombies, right?
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