kilgore trout

think the big problem dynamic here is it’s becoming pretty evident nobody fears any stitches for snitching, which does nothing to allay the concerns that the WH has no fastball left

Man, idk if this is going to work out www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/p...

is michael tracey allowed to be within 500’ here

please, sir, my spaghetti is horny

hope you like watching phillies in your all star game, dorks

how I think I’ll perform at work the friday between fourth of july & the weekend / how I actually perform at work the friday between fourth of july & the weekend

joe biden must seek out a rare blue flower growing only on the eastern slopes of the mountains in bhutan and carry it to the top of the mountain

Breaking news: President Biden and his senior team said they accepted the grim ultimatum they’ve been hearing from almost all quarters of the Democratic Party — to demonstrate his fitness for office or face a significant effort to force him to step aside.

Biden and aides concede he needs to quickly demonstrate his fitness for officewww.washingtonpost.com Critics have been shaken by his relative inaction to directly address the panic ignited by his halting debate performance last Thursday.

just changed my banner photo

as a politics knower I think the democrats should simply do the thing that makes it easiest to win, but also aligns with both all my prior posts and all my most panicked recent posts. this is very simple and obvious.

the “women love this one weird trick” of album covers

You can smell the old cigarettes and stale Coors banquet beer.

look at that cover. just look at it. a behold cover if there ever was one

#RS500 192 One of the biggest albums of my high school days, not just bc it made my Stuy Phys Ed shirt instantly cool. Haven't listened in years under the impression it didn't age well but cartoonish misogyny aside it kinda has. The swagger and chaos of classic Looney Tunes. Fave song: The New Style

prefacing this by saying my philosophy of quit whining & nut up still applies, but if the biden team can’t hold down the fort with the gormless little weasel brigade of rando dem advisors & backbenchers & media toadies then it’s better to cut bait & kick it to harris because they just love this shit

first time eskin has faced a consequence for an unwanted awful take

one of my go-to self indulgent copes is remembering that, going strictly off statistics alone, every day is at least some sort of coin flip that I get to live through a kissinger-on-russian-horse-steroids level event

because i have to wishcast to stay sane now, the funniest possible twist is Trump dying before he names a running mate and a brokered Republican convention

how is bluey’s dad up to 17¢ to replace joe biden on the betting markets. that’s preposterous, he isn’t even american

it’s wild the same brain geniuses have no trouble understanding many trump voters say well yeah he’s a cat food brained rapist and felon and I’d prefer mitt romney but I’m voting for him anyway

I have never seen a better example of the bored punditry pretending two ideas cannot exist in people’s heads at the same time than “biden is too old to run” and “I don’t care that biden is too old to run if that’s all you’re gonna offer me”

my fellow americans, for my first official act with no criminal oversight I’m going to make mitch mcconnell box a kangaroo in the octagon

we don’t think it’s constitutional for a special prosecutor & all the trappings of a proper court system to look at very obvious crimes the former president committed but we do think it’s fine if you just had jsoc rendition him to gitmo

to put a sharper point on this, the President’s power to pass an executive order regulating emissions is severely hampered. his power to use the DOJ or the military to regulate emissions is nearly unlimited

he should live stream the flir feed from a predator drone circling around mar a lago

a good way to alleviate concerns about Bidens debate performance / age *and* concerns about court overreach would be for Team Biden to schedule a short TV speech on it and give a firebrand performance about what he intends to do about it just sayin

ok but seriously nut up. nobody here loves biden. I’d rather vote for a sentient captcha machine that electrocutes my eyeballs every time I tag all the bicycles and it thinks I missed a fuckin train wheel. but that’s what we got and if you want to live in a fantasy I have no time for your ass

should I make a terrible effort at lightening the mood with a just awful biden / fredrick wilhelm joke yes/no

was not aware of this cursed crossover and now I cannot unsee this panel in particular

There's also the time he teamed up with the Justice League

I’m particularly unfond of hearing the phrase “they’re forcing biden on us”. like, who’s the they here pal

i have to admit that the every four year tradition of white progressives explaining to black progressives that no one actually likes the politicians black progressives have voted for is wearing thinner and thinner with me every time

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Go birds

NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

gotta be honest it is pretty funny to watch the lol nothing matters bubble who spent nearly ten years using the mantra to cope with trump absolutely lose their shit finding out it’s a battlefield clearing weapon