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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 5 hr
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Cannot believe that any man would think he's interesting to me when he doesn't even like mothman
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 16 hr
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· a day
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See anything cool?
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 2 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 2 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 2 days
Date night ideas
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 2 days
Me picking you up in the getaway car
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 2 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 3 days
πŸ₯ΊπŸ™πŸ»πŸ’š I sure AF hope so
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 3 days
Peace
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 4 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 4 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 4 days
Get in loser, we're going to be loved
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 4 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 4 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 4 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 5 days
I'm not broken I'm
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 5 days
From @hausofdecline.bsky.social
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Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth, tee-
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
Avatar Tom Snarsky @tomsnarsky.bsky.social Β· 6 days
happy #smallpoemsunday! πŸ’œ if you feel so inclined, you can post small poems you wrote +/or small poems you love by someone else :) here are a few poems by Buck Downs from his book Recreational Vehicle (available in a slick new republished form here: www.lulu.com/shop/buck-do...) & one by me~
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
Avatar Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social Β· 6 days
β€œDistraught” is one of those words that seems like it was created as an antonym, but there is no longer an affirmative version. I never hear people say that they are β€œtraught” or β€œgruntled”.
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
I definitely have work to do on my follow through πŸ₯΄ But progress is progress
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
Sometimes ya just gotta throw the whole man away
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
The best description of the "Seattle freeze" I've ever seen People are, in general, pretty freakin friendly here IME I think the real issue is that other places have a different definition of friendliness tbh
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
My Uber is here
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My Uber is here
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 6 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 7 days
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Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your πŸͺ toe @xandypants.bsky.social Β· 7 days
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