Please don't hawk tuah on my Xandypants

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i won’t him so bad

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I'm seeing mutuals I respect greatly lamenting that Branding Online has denied them personhood, too. Like, they can't be silly and informative both on their feeds because one will detract from the other. People won't like them if they contain multitudes. And that's . . . really sad.

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If you've lost power due to #beryl and a running a portable generator, make sure it is outdoors and at least 20 feet away from your home. If you have family without power using a portable generator, make sure they have it outdoors.

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Mushroom tip but it’s one of those crazy shelf mushrooms that grows off the side of trees.

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Live, Laugh, Lobotomy

Me introducing different parts of my personality to a new person:

Too hot, too wet, too on fire

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Don't make me flirt with you. I'm terrible at it. Maybe just fall in love with me and I'll do what I can from there.

I am an animal person 😌💕 Probably easiest for me to communicate with cats, tho. We just speak each others' languages

Are you a dog person or a cat person!??

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica

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live, laugh, lob a grenade

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The sisterhood of damn bitch you live like this

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[gets uncomfortably close to you like so close you can feel the heat on my breath] are you mad at me

I'm afraid I have too much experience throwing up NOT to know what it's about 🤣

ok bsky tonight’s game is: whoever goes the longest without 1) finding out what the barf discussion is about or 2) logging off wins.

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Did you know that having fucked-up joints sucks bad?

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I love that you love the stuff you love. I love that you create even if it isn't "professional level". I love you for showing up and being kind and genuine when it's so easy to be cynical and mean. You are amazing, my friend. Every one of you❤

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LIVE. LAUGH. LAUNCH THE CYBORG BEARS.

Works for more than just writing

Sometimes the “I can’t write because the world is on fire” feeling turns into an “I must write because the world is on fire” feeling, so don’t quit.

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Hot and bothered. But not like that.

I got pretty close to saying something with all the slow ass tourists on the 4th. If you need to look shit up at least stand off to the siiiiiide

feeling very aristocratic today. i’ve been shouting “GET OUT OF MY WAY” at a lot more people lately

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From Insta: When your therapist tells you: "The fact that you're considered 'high functioning' doesn't mean your illness is easier for you to deal with. It means it's easier for others to deal with." ☝️Interesting bookends to my day👇

You're a person, not a chore.

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a very specific statement

See this is why you use a garbage can. Nobody should be eating out of a vessel that someone has been yakking in 😭

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My comrades in ADHD and/or Autism You are allowed to have needs and take up space Someone getting angry at you for saying a truth they don't want to handle is not your fault You are not responsible for someone else's poorly managed emotions We are not the fault in their flawed society

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The reason the Pacific Northwest is so fascinating and eerie to Americans is because it functions as a gateway to an uncanny realm of magic and terror (Canada)

After years of being unable to have more than 2 cups of coffee without getting sick to my stomach, I am once again a bottomless pit for the stuff 😌