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@xehtfodrol.bsky.social

I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you.

Here for a lot of things, not here for some things. 🖤🩶🤍💜

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Watching over my mother's oldest kid. This dog is an ancient good boy
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Wednesday is paperwork and invoice day for me at the restaurant, so of course I put it off to make food.
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Wait, what Democratic priorities or nominations were these shit weasels actually cooperating with? "We pledge to do exactly the same thing we were doing, but this time with our angry faces on!"
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Just vacation things. Ended that day at 28k, yesterday was 29k, here goes today!
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Drove past an active ambulance at a Mortuary and all I can think is half "This is how the zombie apocalypse starts" and half Monty Python "I'm not dead yet!"
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Just 8lbs of food someone drove six hours to have me make for them.
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Work for a company where the owner just waits for you to show up and say "I bought bologna, make a special!"
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I see you too visit Beer Church. Do you worship generally or more specific.
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*slaps roof of latte* This lovely can fit so many shots of espresso, everything I need before this festival day.
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I think it's a Mr Burns situation, the fast food is probably preventing so much else from killing him.
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Me everytime I drive downtown to work and the old churchgoers are ignoring traffic, traffic laws, or literally anything or anyone between them and their invisible man.
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And here I am grinding beans for my French press...
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Enough discourse, how about sauteed shallots and mushrooms for pasta dish?
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One of my employees brought me a supposed "Potion of Power" and it's CAFFEINE FREE. WHAT POWER DO YOU BRING ME?!
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show me a game that came out when you were 12 Final Fantasy VII. We had jumped from an NES to a PlayStation, so this was my big intro to Final Fantasys. Didn't get to the rest til I was older.
show me a game that came out when you were 12 Black and White came out in 2001 and I played it soooo much
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Pretty sure I found the officer in charge.
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Modifying cocktails to have Goldschlager in them because my bar manager wants the bottle gone. Bow & Arrow 1&1 oz of Bourbon and Mezcal 3/4 oz Lime & Pineapple Juice 1/4 oz Simple 1/4 oz Goldschlager. Shake, double strain over a gorgeous rose ice cube if you're extra like we are.
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a challenge for anyone willing post a selfie of you right now at this moment. dont fix your hair dont put on makeup dont pop a filter on it just. take it and post it
a challenge for anyone willing post a selfie of you right now at this moment. dont fix your hair dont put on makeup dont pop a filter on it just. take it and post it
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Someone's lunch today. Beard Meats Food was a fun nice guy! 40 minutes for that bad boy. (4lb Lobster Roll on 22" Baguette, 1.5Lb Fries, Half Pound of Slaw)
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If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation
If you see this, I invite you to post a picture from whatever device you were using without explanation
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I am late for work because of cake delivery. Sometimes life is good. (All credit for cake making goes to my partner, I do not bake.)