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Routine Maintenance xkcd.com/2952
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Title text: "The worst was the time they accidentally held the can upside down and froze all the Earth's magma chambers solid." Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/2952#Transcript
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*Looks around* "I think they're a bit over due."
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Is that anything like when they said we shouldn't use the internet in the beginning of April so they could flush the tubes?
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Tell me about it! Got stuck in North Sulawesi 2x in a single vacation in April, missed a $4000 boat trip (insurance does not cover volcanoes), and (after the second eruption) had to hang around the airport again for 3 days! Magma sucks!
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yeah but if they don't do it then the big mac gonna cost more so
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this sounds like the plot of an I am Weasel episode
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Unexpected cosmic horror
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At least it’s air and not the giant can of brake clean.
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I think we're burying the lede. ... Who is "they"? 😱
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ͲᏂҽ ໐ɾᎥɠᎥຖαℓ ᔰᧁ ϝαɱᎥℓყ ຟαɾᏂҽαԃʂ.
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Man, you are totally epic.