Christopher Sebela

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Christopher Sebela

@xtop.bsky.social

4x Eisner-losing writer of comics like GODFELL, BLINK, CROWDED, DIRTBAG RAPTURE, SHANGHAI RED, HEARTTHROB, WE(L)COME BACK, TEST, DEAD LETTERS, HIGH CRIMES, etc. // Queer. he/them // christophersebela.com
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LONGLEGS isn’t a movie you watch but a thing that happens to you. I loved it.
here for a 9:15am showing of LONGLEGS, kicking off a new, strange era of Dirtbag Movie Club
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here for a 9:15am showing of LONGLEGS, kicking off a new, strange era of Dirtbag Movie Club
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i keep seeing this RV with a big plea on the side reading “why are humans so inhumane to humans?” while also sporting the ICE tip line number and a “make america straight again” sign. we really need to bring cognitive dissonance back to this country.
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a new life awaits you in the offline colonies
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driving home i saw a car with a bumper sticker that read "I may have girl bossed a little too close to the sun"
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Couple years ago I started doing some horror icon illustrations and sketched out a whole bunch of them to maybe eventually finish. Only ended. up doing Jason, Michael Myers, Ghostface, Jennifer('s Body), and Freddy Krueger. How many do you recognize?
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me excited for a day that’s not 100 degrees
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inflation is finally trickling down to the street lemonade market
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My favorite tried-and-true resistance tactic: Being Extremely Fucking Annoying.
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day 3 of wearing shorts for the first time since i was a kid and my legs are panicking about whatever this relentless light is that keeps touching them
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as evil as starbucks can be, they will give you a 30 oz cup of ice water with no questions asked on days when you’re melting into the earth
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saw MAXXXINE today and it was good, not great. PEARL seems to be the gold medalist in the Ti West/Mia Goth trilogy with this and X splitting the difference on whatever's left over
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shaving your head with noise cancelling headphones on is an entirely different experience
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i spent most of my life being too scared to watch MAGIC (1978) — about Anthony Hopkins and his ventriloquist dummy having a too intense relationship — and now that I've finally seen it, it's perhaps the least scary movie ever made
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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.
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pretends not to hear me on walks standing 6 inches from her, can hear the fibers of a stalk of celery gently being torn from a bunch while out in the backyard
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apparently the people in my neighborhood no longer celebrate 4th of july with fireworks, but by throwing their old mattresses out onto the street.
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i’m always inordinately pleased when a stranger doesn’t misgender my dog
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i’ve tried but i don’t think i’ll ever make peace with the spiders of the world
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just to prove i don’t always persecute strangers who text me
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sometimes you give a cat on the street a wide berth because it clearly has important business going on
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at my local safeway at 20 to midnight, a guy asks one of the employees if he can use the bathroom and is asked “you’re not gonna do a bunch of heroin in there are you?”
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no idea if it's going to be any good, but i'm finally sitting down to watch the finest titled movie ever made
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i’ve finally broken down and destroyed my lifelong streak of not buying shorts. climate change must be real.
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listening to this 30 year old album and feeling like dust poured into a pair of shoes
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i legitimately love a scam attempt
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someone in my neighborhood has found a new approach to getting rid of their piss jars
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CYN, my Graphic Novel w/colors by Brad Simpson & letters by Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou is out today from @humanoidsinc.bsky.social ! Here's my rescue pitbull Rocky approving his likeness rights for the book ("Blep here, and... Here.") CYN is available now where books are sold & Amazon!: amzn.to/3UfV4cG
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