Zack Bornstein

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Emmy-losing Writer/Director (#Shrinking, @nbcSNL, @Netflix, @Hulu, @Dreamworks, @JimmyKimmelLive, #StrangePlanet, @NewYorker)

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

ALWAYS👏ASK👏POTENTIAL👏EMPLOYERS👏WHY👏THE👏POSITION👏IS👏OPEN👏

CNN: Trump guilty NBC: Trump guilty ABC: Trump guilty FOX:

BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes the first actor from Home Alone 2 to be convicted of 34 felonies stemming from hush money payments to a porn star

WGA Awards 6 years apart

the two types of guys you meet in Austin

She did it. She got Fox News to care about carbon emissions

damn that’s crazy i wonder if they went through any germ-based mass trauma that defined their formative years

Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand

happy new year from all of us at @zackbornstein.bsky.social

Midsommar / Midwintar

Hot Girl Summer is over. It’s Divorce Lawyer Autumn.

Day 100

BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes only the third actor from Home Alone 2 to be indicted after Donald Trump and Donald Trump

is it a good thing or a bad thing that our government is being run by gently alive corpses

lmaooo Lyft

Lmao what kind of wiley e coyote ass painted tunnel on a wall scheme is this

me on twitter vs me on bluesky

can’t wait for this guy to put a microchip inside my skull

not sure anything has ever summarized trump’s aesthetic better than a bathroom full of crimes with chandeliers and a tension rod shower curtain

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