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okay I'm not buying anything for Prime Day because 1. I don't need anything and 2. there's no space anyway, but I NEED you to absorb the incredible aura from this image

confession: until this week, I thought JD Vance was JD Power (the car awards guy)

I threw hands with my uncle in my dream last night but I won so clearly I'm getting stronger 🥰

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learning there was a 70s Lord of the Rings movie script where Aragorn and Boromir passionately kiss with Arwen's blood on their lips we were so robbed

getting set up with the bsky.app/profile/pron... labeller and cackling

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Hey just in-case anyone needs to know: Don't ever use fucking StickerMule

I'm conducting interviews and it is incredible to me just how many people talk like an intelligent child. losing my mind

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i am individual on the who is or who has experienced poverty previously spectrum

Bsky please stop fucking up, I am waiting to find out my cause of death already

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My thoughts and prayers are with former president Trump in an intense moment such as this. I greatly appreciate you giving me a reason to increase NYPD security presence in the city.

babe are you mad at me you're not wearing your goatse engagement ring

Do you think a school shooting changes the graduation rate percentage, or do they just write the kids off as a loss?

just got back, main takeaway: I need to buy a turtleneck

I'm so excited for Friday when I get to make Longlegs my whole personality for a month

Iiiiiii feeeeeel fantaaaAAAAstiiiiic, hey hey heeeey

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one of my friends just learned what the Cybertruck is for the first time today when I sent them an article about it and I think that's a level of Offline we should all aspire to

I'm so excited for Friday when I get to make Longlegs my whole personality for a month

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If you had access to a John Malkovich style door, who would you enter?

trying to think through how to make cannabutter while it's waaaaay too hot to leave the windows open...

if I commission art of one of my neopets that's just a fursona right? Like I'd just officially have a fursona?

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I have an idea for a labeler

also setting up Discord bots makes me want to self-delete, holy shit

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Not Like Us! The Musical

the absolute fucked part of my nails have nearly grown out WOOOOO never ever get acrylics kids. gel extensions or natural manis only