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If there's one thing I could never confess /
It's that I can't dance a single step

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one thing marriage has taught me is that i really enjoy wearing rings they're so fucking cool and fun

i'd forgotten what i'd named my ship in helldivers 2, lmao

maple syrup over mildly fancy french vanilla ice cream i feel like the fuckin' merovingian

her response was "ehhhh" and a shrug foiled again, gadget

sent this to my wife and said "us fr fr", we'll see how she responds

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 7,1962

shit, I'm having too many thoughts. Gotta have a beer about that, sunday is for fuckin' rest man

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(Brick Top voice) hence the expression, cool as a cucumber

What's the best episode of TV you've ever watched?

what’s the best episode of TV you’ve ever watched

reader: he did regret it

drink half of an energy drink at 2 am there's no way you'll regret half of an energy drink at 2 am

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"O lightless creature... Embrace thine oblivion, as shall I." Ugh shut up That was heat and I hate you for it

they're right and they're right to say it

My favorite thing about the recent Star Trek movies is that it’s now Canon that Ill Communication is considered classical music, the Beastie Boys are esteemed humanoid composers

I'm honestly a little impressed that 2/3 of the Messmer incants are actually good! Shame about the third though.

drink half of an energy drink at 2 am there's no way you'll regret half of an energy drink at 2 am

do i add weed concentrate to my rum punch? y/y

My Adventures with Superman fucking rules *and* they start with probably my favorite Supes villain? Hell yeah.

I would like to apologize to the band Kraftwerk, who I erroneously thought were a Nazi band for the past like twenty years

Fire Serpent might be the best incantation in the game? It's tied with Pest Thread Spears for sure.

never forget who's posting all that

1.) What the fuck? 2.) I would recommend something like Aquaria or Edenbridge if you're looking for more SYMPHONIC metal in this particular instance. 3.) WHAT THE FUCK?!

Two truths and a lie: I went to seven different primary/middle schools. I used to live next door to Bill Cosby. I slept with one of my professors in college after completing their class.

i am high as shit and just bought a hamburger life really is beautiful sometimes

anime is an art form

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I can’t believe that under a system that awards unlimited power to unlimited capital, and unlimited capital to those most willing to exploit others, the side that capital favors more is pure evil and achieves its most despicable aims, and the side that capital favors less is foundering beyond parody

muting "twin peaks"

I bought over half a pound of beef jerky for six bucks and I am on cloud nine

too true, my man

my quiet hope is that the long dev time for the elden ring dlc means they were working on sekiro 2 at the same time this is completely made up but i hope

the dub for hajime no ippo has a rob schneider "you can do it" reference. christ.

what primary? there was only one candidate.

I don't remember voting for a Disney heiress or Mark Warner in the primary?

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my cats whenever i make an unexpectedly loud noise:

such a fuckin' banger

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