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they/them bc i keep dodging arguments with my brain
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i think i accidentally made the tl all negative all the time and now im straight up not having fun here most of the time y'all got any leads on joy
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really wish they had made a whole series of mac mini accessories to snap together like those little sony hifi stacks
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new brain worm unlocked thanks
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please craig, the juice needs changing
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this could actually be good? frightening to think
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if only they were dachshunds weinerdogdecahedron
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livvy ordinary sausage arc
what u have never enjoyed a granola sausage? fake fan smdh
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Doing a bit of research
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"everything i dislike is communist socialism! pick me mr presidembt i never stopped believing!"
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"i" "my" "all" "you"
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mox i gotta be honest that grilled cheese formula yall posted awhile ago sounded good, but in a "this will be too rich and my tummy will be hurty ¼ through" type way that the classic just ain't there's something to be said for the comfort of a mountain of plain ol velveeta cheeses and tomato soup
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(but yours is much more what id want at a bar or a restaurant or something)
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honk dog is when u make a hot dog and fall asleep halfway through right
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when i used to use spotify every 3rd ad was from nhtsa about how trains cannot possibly stop for you at a level crossing, maybe this needs to be expanded to tv in some areas
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oh my god there's an old man out here listening to ai voice medicare scam ads on full volume, like 5 of them in a row.... like wtf are you doing guy
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oh battery commercial trucks are a terrible idea and no they'd lobby for exemptions, they already do pretty hard. but because rail infra is so fucked and we've sprawled so hard there's no way to defeat "fine we just won't drive your deliveries"
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too bad it would inevitably have exemptions for the vehicles that are doing the most damage commercial trucks, semis, dump trucks, etc should be paying their fair share harder...
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just gotta take it to a parking lot and pose on your motorcycle :)
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just like all the dead/dying national brands, private equity killed them
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one a piece til everyone gets one who wants one, then we can look at seconds, cmon folks there is some limit to how many yikes we can give out
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really need work to pick up just slightly this week so i no longer have time to doom scroll here just slightly though nobody else call off tomorrow i swear
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y'all got any leads on where to get this "hope" or "joy", local supplies seem to have run dry
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lmaooooo as always, they tell on themselves...
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accidental discharges are always negligent discharges, but of course the local media couldn't use that term, it would make the cop look stupid, careless, incompetent,...
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it is taking all my will not to simply parrot back their bad take at them word for word but slightly edited to be the opposite take. to reply to "so you hate waffles" with "so you hate pancakes" but like, you know, more obnoxious since that's what they're posting.
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new top 5 🐘🧵 , maybe even favorite, though jazz elephant is gonna be hard to dethrone
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for me the most off thing is how the corners don't line up. like, at the top right, why does the vertical stick up past the horizontal? infuriating. just incredible lack of refinement throughout
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and the fact that it mostly is from one teen and one other account they interact w/ is pretty suspicious bro needs to chill & get some emotional maturity that's for damn sure. "graduated hs early" is a huuuge red flag ime i literally said "and there it is" when they dropped the "go get therapy"
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man this was really not the week to run out of some of our drugs huh