Inspector Ratchet: My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇

My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇

AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN 🎶🇺🇲 WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M [redacted]

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He just couldn't help himself

I guess he's not cruci-fuckin around

Is that what that possum's name is?

BEEF hotdogs

Hey, only kosher hotdogs.

Do not, however, leave any dogs at all for RFK Jr, though. (i am going to drive this basic joke until the wheels fall off, likely later this week)

It's almost as if the joke was a worm that had burrowed into your brain!

Wait. I thought they were for George Washington? Was that just my family?

Folks should we tell em

Keep Christ in Christmas-in-July.

He probably likes ketchup on Them, doesn’t he? 🤮

Jesus is canonically a Heinz Ketchup man

no can do. that's unacceptible. i dont' give my hot dogs to fake dudes.

They’ll call the police for that here (this is an entry in the Marblehead, MA police log)

Just make sure they are NATHANS or HEBREW NATIONAL.... let's keep Kosher ....

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Screw that guy. He can get his own.

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