Ash (it's phonetic!)

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A collection of mnemonic devices masquerading as a person
Cats, cars, cricket, baseball, NY sports, crochet, general geekery, and ADD nonsense

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there is a chance that jd vance has an opinion on jhonen vasquez

Me: Yaaay, kitty on my lap! She rarely does this! I feel so loved! My legs: looks like it's time to get ✨️ restless ✨️

With the way this game is going so far, I'm super glad Netravalkar is on paternity leave tonight. One less ace bowler to worry about facing 😬 #Cricket 🏏 #MLC2024 #MINYvWF

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I didn't have to pretend. The USPS is a genuine Public Good. I did fan art for it. I Love the USPS.

Trump was so evil that people had to pretend to stan the U.S. Postal Service for three months

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also and I feel like I buried the lede here: it calls for the people who CREATE queer media to be imprisoned. That'd be people like me. Or any other queer creator you love. Any queen who's been on drag race. Chappel Roan. Janelle Monae. Anyone who's made a piece of queer media. Imprisoned.

Psst: Project 2025 is terrifying for a lot of reasons but also because on page 5 it calls for teachers and librarians who grant access to books that are maligned as pornography (which just means anything LGBTQ) to be registered as sex offenders. Pass it on.

Do some #crochet or dissociate into a new Civ VI game... hmmmm 🤔

Lolololol can we get a slow-mo replay on Boult's little stump dance to create that runout? 😂 #Cricket 🏏 #MLC2024 #TSKvMINY

Can we have IPL Faf back, please?? #Cricket 🏏 #MLC2024 #TSKvMINY

When you buy a lot of second-hand craft supplies, you occasionally find little surprises hidden within your purchases #crochet #knitting

Lead collapses in the 8th? Just another day ending in y 😩 #mets #lfgm

I just got an email inviting me to sign up for Next Door for a neighborhood I left in 2009 😳 Where tf did they even get my email from??

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Every time I see the name Dedniel Núñez my brain wants to pronounce it Dededniel and like, excuse me ma'am, where tf are you getting that extra syllable from?? #mets #lfgm

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Afghanistan women’s cricket future again rests with wrangling of men www.theguardian.com/... #cricket #WomensCricket

The Spin | Afghanistan women’s cricket future again rests with wrangling of menwww.theguardian.com Having fled their homeland due to the Taliban, players are again pleading for help from the ICC and beyond

I was trying to get cute selfies with Marcus and was... successful-ish?

Is Klaasen's shirt like 3 sizes too big for him? Why does his look like a windbreaker from the 90's and everybody else in long sleeves looks normal?? #MLC2024 #SOvLAKR 🏏 #Cricket

There are too many quotable lines to pick just one. Have a delightful read

Here it is, my review of the Tesla Cybertruck. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

I drove a Cybertruck around SF because I am a smart, cool alpha malewww.sfgate.com You can rent a Tesla Cybertruck for a day, if you dare, and SFGATE columnist Drew Magary dared.

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Sometimes Shark Week feels like learning history in the American public school system. You know there's more, but all anyone wants to talk about is the great whites.

Mmm not sure LAKR can turn this one around #Cricket 🏏 #MLC2024

If I drank the melty ice cream out of the bottom of the cup, would it make me look like a gross glutton at this drive in?

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since reddit is dying i want to share my favourite post about one of my favourite guys ever. i never really posted on reddit, just read stuff, but this post is now behind a locked wall. alt text to follow in a thread since it’s too long to fit in the alt text on the image

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From a display at the craft store where employees had used their own pictures to demonstrate photo framing and mounting options they offer. 💕

Just after taking this picture, the DJ for the neighborhood beach party in the background played the intro of Turn Down for What and then immediately transitioned to Dancing Queen and that broke my brain a little

Hot damn, LAKR, well done! And I almost went to bed at the half 😅 #Cricket #MLC2024 🏏

Chances of Faf making it out of the power play? 😂 #cricket #MLC2024 #LAKRvTSK 🏏

Nice to see Unmukt have a good outing to start the tournament #MLC2024 #LAKRvTSK 🏏

Saw a tesla sedan with "muad-dib" as the license plate and I am certain the owner does not understand the source material

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America is kind of like a big rock that you wedge up with a stick so you and your friends can look underneath and when you do it's just a bunch of panicking bugs in there

After all the hullabaloo over his #T20WC shoulder injury, I was very surprised to see Monank in the starting 11. Guess that free Caribbean vacation did him well #Cricket #MLC2024 #MINYvSO 🏏

Fireworks + holiday revelry + beach = drunk horde on the beach Add in sore feet and I'm not going on a night beach walk tonight 🥱