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Zoomers are WALKING AWAY FROM the would-be presidential assassin's timeless custom of carrying a copy of "The Catcher in the Rye."
The Years of Zyn
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getting a surprise polygraph because i filed a workplace complaint calling a coworker racist for singing “You’re Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
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Get that horn ready
standing grimly atop the watchtower, ready to sound the alarm when the first national journalist arrives to Do Anthropology to Wisconsin
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"I think the most interesting aspect about Milwaukee is that it's the only major American city to elect three socialist mayors."
milwaukee is a great town; I did an internship there at the journal sentinel when I was but a wee copy editing lad
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The Years of Zyn
Guy who runs the CIA proprietary to procure Zyn pouches for RAF:Z, the Zoomer fifth generation RAF.
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"Let's review the legal authorities under this finding" *cracks a cold one*
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Reset the "days since" calendar
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Think of the troll operations like the illegals. Even as the former is influence and the latter is espionage, they are wastes of time and money based on our understandings of the programs. BUT! One way to valorize the operatives in the eyes of the Kremlin is to get caught.
I worry that the mere act of indicting and making a show of it is precisely what passes for proof of "being good at this" back in Moscow.
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It's easier to imagine a coherent, concerted opponent rather than it is to accept a bunch of people doing things because they think those things are what their bosses want or that have sort of worked in the past.
"Russia is not the 'kind of ruthlessly disciplined, lockstep state; many have imagined, Galeotti added. 'Most of these things are experimental,; he said. 'The Russians have no standard playbook. They just try things and see what works.'” This is how most everything is, really.
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Successfully registering on-line for an activity within 1 minute of its opening is cyberwar
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The ruins of Kyiv’s Okhmatdyt Children’s Hospital, which was destroyed by a Russian missile on Monday. According to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, people remain trapped under the rubble. meduza.io/en/short/202...
Russian missile destroys Kyiv children’s hospital — Meduzameduza.io
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Dem outreach to DSA swing state chapters: *youth pastor voice* "You know who else needed help from his wife to run day to day operations?"
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One thing you realize writing political intelligence is that many people don't have an ear or feel for rhetorical logic, so you can write in a report "strong man X indicated he would massacre his political foes."
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"This is my emotional support finding."
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Dems pulling an Ahmad Massoud and convincing everyone the Lion of Delaware, the Ruby of Scranton is still alive mere days before the big event, but then announcing a new national leader after CIA parachutes in and fixes it all.
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"Every chat has that homie who summarizes everything by saying 'this is gnosticism'" (2024)
Every chat has that homie who summarizes everything by saying “this is gnosticism”
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Explain Iran-Contra with this One Weird Trick