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Bob Barker famously encouraged the neutering and spaying of pets, but many forget that Monte Hall was an equally vocal advocate for pet circumcision I just backspaced at least three jokes due to an Apollo 13-like fail Wink Martindale was a tireless advocate for feline rhythm method I literally came here to make a Wink Martindale joke. Dangit! Holy cow! I just checked and Margo Martindale is Wink’s daughter! Which door is the goat's foreskin behind? Soupy Sales? Ironically more of a stew guy. Gene Rayburn was all about salt peter for males. No no. Rayburn was all about Spanish Fly. Woolery was all about Salt Peter. Bill Cullen's House of Balls but only if he did the procedure himself. That’s one doozy of a Zonk! Always wanting to look behind the curtain Jack Barry moonlighted as a pet mohel Chuck Woolery encourages abstinence among pets, the only 100% foolproof birth-control method. ¡This post is spicier than Tapatío! Gene Rayburn was way into haruspicy. And was college roommates with Felix Unger. It's the dedication that I admire. More importantly, have you Pet Peeves spayed or neutered. We don't need more of them running around... 
