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Chronocosmic Wizard

@aespir.bsky.social

normal citizen -̶ (he/him) -̴̲̼̈́ 42 -̸̧̖̱͕̳̣͗͘ͅ 🔞 -̸̩̓̂̂ Future Space Wizard -̵̼̻̪̣͎̝̣͔͋̑͋͛́͜͜ͅ venmo and cashapp are both aespir
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inspired by actual events 🙏
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this is a fn weird thing to care about shocker: a lot of the chud assholes you went to high school with are still chud assholes to this day
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Calling my farm Omelas because I'm marrying Emily
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I have an idea for a labeler
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Some Millennials in my timeline are insecure because Gen Zs are telling them their ankle socks age them. I can't stress enough that you don't need to care about what a bunch of 20-somethings think about your clothes, mainly bc you don't have to care about what ANYONE thinks about your clothes.
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pfffft oh nooo, what are we as men to do, our poor feelings
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2x "'American culpability in Palestinian ethnic cleansing' denying/the sort of atheist that makes me embarrassed to be an atheist" combo
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fell asleep on my phone and woke up to this
fell asleep on my phone and woke up to this
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I googled "glad hander" to make sure I got a joke right and the first result--
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that's gourmand done probably gonna play artificer next
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A Softer World did a similar gag
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For two days there was peace
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You mean this? This is not an apology, this is a statement of a theoretical apology that never actually happened Or...
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This? This is not an apology Or...
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This? Where he says "sorry I went too far for you but I'm going to keep doing it" (remember, he keeps accusing me of badgering *him* when, aside from qsing his day 1 subposts, the only time I've interacted with him is when he enters my mentions)
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Or this? When he straight up says "hey, I'm going to continue the enter your mentions then accuse you of 'posting through it,'" Ok tbh I don't think you'd confuse that one for an apology, I just want to point out the promise of continued harassment over a silly list lol