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A Jenny

@agirldonkey.bsky.social

Feral librarian @ivanlibrary.bsky.social + catchyname.net | Pissed off Texan | queer for forty years | does not identify with hEDS but boy howdy does hEDS identity with me
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I watched the Brat Pack doc and just read the original article. Is this article why all the preps in my high school were wearing Corona Beach Club and Hard Rock Cafe shirts junior year? Bc that shit came out of nowhere
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The French election results filling me with DIEU BÉNISSE NOS TROUPES, DIEU BÉNISSE L’AMÉRIQUE, ET MESSIEURS, DÉMARREZ VOS MOTEURS
Watching Labour sweep is filling me with the most passionate feelings of GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, GOD BLESS AMERICA, AND GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES
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Such bullshit that searching “bar sinister” on Canva yields evil clowns but searching “no” yields 8 bar sinisters.
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Watching the Celine Dion documentary and her disorder is one in a million while hEDS is only one in 10k…if she can nut up I guess I can
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Visited my old car while picking up my other old car 😂 texted this to my sister who marveled that I’m still in contact with all my old cars but that’s the Mexican-by-marriage difference™️ baby 💫
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I…don’t understand why I’ve been left in charge of the memory care unit! I am just visiting my dad!
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IDK kind of feels like we should be paying more attention to a prominent conservative think tank saying we're in the midst of a second american revolution that will remain bloodless as long as long as the left lets it be, then whether or not Biden should step down.
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He wants to lose 🤷🏼‍♀️
Biden officially put out a statement opposing surgeries for trans kids, and only listing “mental health care” as an acceptable intervention (not puberty blockers or HRT)
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This election is about “saving democracy” but also we’re stuck with Joe Biden unless he voluntarily steps aside. If I vote for Commander the 1st Dog I’m not taking this “threat to democracy” any less seriously than is modeled by the people who claim our hands are tied: is it an emergency or not?????
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My wife went to jail in a bar raid in 1982. Women who remember not being allowed to wear pants are still alive and not even on social security yet
Trump is not worse than 1989, the year I came out. I couldn’t believe pride was even legal my first time. We patrolled Montrose on foot after the Broussard bashing & protested the RNC while AIDS patients died. We didn’t get here by being ALLOWED to! Break a law sometime jfc
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My wife stole my crocs in 2011 and for our anniversary I used her Amex to buy myself new GLITTER crocs plus the girliest Jibbitz imaginable so they never get stolen again
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Today was our 9-year wedding anniversary and we had donuts delivered for breakfast, binged “The Bear” and are eating last night’s leftovers and it is perfect
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I have now given up on my form-letter response and can only reply HOW IS THIS HELPING IT HAS BEEN LESS THAN AN HOUR SINCE YOUR LAST TEXT
I have incorporated this new info into my Biden-begging-response form letter
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Bombshells date night tonight baby my wife likes to flirt with the servers and I just took an edible 🙌🏻🙌🏻
pregaming my Longhorn Steakhouse date night
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Lol I just applied for a job making videos…I mean I have made videos in the past and interned at the public access cable station and taught Premiere Elements at the library so it’s not ludicrous for me to apply but I wouldn’t call myself a videographer
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Purchased $130 of travel tech accessories for a 2-night casino trip that is still purely hypothetical (trip needs to be imperceptible to my boss, so I needed to convert the 1 iPad we have on a data plan to something closer to a laptop + convert a backseat to an office)
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Marianne unsuspend your campaign pls 😅😅😅
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Took my mom for her breast cancer surgery today and they turned her green! She’s going to be ok tho doesn’t even need radiation or chemo
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Niblings coming round to ask my wife her secrets to success and she’s like “I worked the same job for 35 years and hoarded cash to the point of not using tollroads and having roommates into my 40s” and they’re like “there must be another way”
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2 bachelors, 1 masters, 1 associates + real estate license: dad put all his eggs in one basket and became obsolete during my formative years
1 doctorate: smart enough, persistent, maybe rich 2 doctorates: maybe related fields? Clearly smart and persistent and very likely have some resources and/or very odd preferences 2+ doctorates: this person cannot prioritize and is a danger to themselves but nobody else
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I have incorporated this new info into my Biden-begging-response form letter
Israel invaded Lebanon in 1978. Carter describes what happened next in "The Blood of Abraham": The US notified Israeli Prime Minister Begin we were going to cut off all military aid to Israel & present a resolution condemning it at the UN. Begin immediately said: "It's over."
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This one even knows how to use social media! I rest my case.
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INDEED
Typical donkey behavior. They're fucking brutal. Also way smarter than people suspect.
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My retirement plan
THIS IS THE NEWS WE DESERVE
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Jenny is back from London and has processed the backlog of card applications, thank you for your patience 🙏🏻
Had to pay my respects to Big Bill at The Globe
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Library is down to the last drops of our funding until August and I could only fill requests under $10, September will be better 😅
5 new titles added from the "Notify Me" tag! Use the "Notify Me" tag in the Libby app to request new titles! Jenny will buy as many as the Library can afford. Visit ittmpl.org/support to donate book funds if you are able!
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Celebrated our return to Houston with Bun gao xao for dinner last night and chorizo con huevos for brunch today 🤤🤤🤤 the food in the UK was…not the point of visiting 😬