So Utah, having passed a transphobic bathroom bill, has launched an online form for people to snitch on folks they think are in the "wrong" bathroom or locker room. Be a real shame if people on the Internet flooded it with fake reports: ut-sao-special-prod.web.app/sex_basis_co...
Proper follow up to this is someone else filing another report describing how a strange transperson, because who else would do it, slapped their big red ass while they were pooping.
I just tried to do this ("someone slapped my ass and called me governor"), but there's not enough information in the above post to mirror.
I can come up with something else fun, tho.