Peter Holm: So Utah, having passed a transphobic bathroom bill, has launched an online form for people to snitch on folks they think are in the "wrong" bathroom or locker room. Be a real shame if people on the Internet flooded it with fake reports: ut-sao-special-prod.web.app/sex_basis_co...

So Utah, having passed a transphobic bathroom bill, has launched an online form for people to snitch on folks they think are in the "wrong" bathroom or locker room. Be a real shame if people on the Internet flooded it with fake reports: ut-sao-special-prod.web.app/sex_basis_co...

Hotline Complaint Formut-sao-special-prod.web.app

Proper follow up to this is someone else filing another report describing how a strange transperson, because who else would do it, slapped their big red ass while they were pooping.

It stands to reason!

I just tried to do this ("someone slapped my ass and called me governor"), but there's not enough information in the above post to mirror. I can come up with something else fun, tho.

@bencoccio.bsky.social do you have one of that filing?

The hero we need

Lol

😂

Now I need to make a post about seeing two strange transpeople slapping asses and making poops.

Keep your slash fiction on Twitter...

Thank you for your service.

Just want everyone to realize they let you really go wild with like fonts and such.

Hmm. Wonder if they remembered to cleanse for sql injections? ‘Bobby’); DROP TABLE USERS; You out there?

Little Bobby Tables, we call him

"It stands to reason" 💀

It lAckS uSe Of bolD and RAndOm cAps 😂

Completely unrelated, here’s a quick way to copy the Bee Movie script to your clipboard copypastatext.com/entire-bee-m...

The entire Bee movie script - CopypastaTextcopypastatext.com

I realized that those fields have no size limitation, so posted couple of dozen chapters from War and Peace into each. If anybody wants to educate then in Russian Classics: www.gutenberg.org/files/2600/2...

The Project Gutenberg eBook of War and Peace, by Leo Tolstoywww.gutenberg.org

Someone should post My Immortal.

my god in heaven I forgot that existed

Already on it 😎

I went with some classics - full texts of The Communist Manifesto, Common Sense, The Importance of Being Earnest, Poor Richard's Almanack, and the Marquis de Sade's Justine in the original French tossed in for a little frisson.

as an English major with a penchant for buffoonery, the Miller's Tale seemed VERY APPROPRIATE for this kind of shitcannery. Carry on.

Also an English major. Have an intense hatred of Richardson’s Clarissa, mostly because it’s so gd long. I think I just found a use for it.

I have a full copy of the Faerie Queene somewhere around here

Oh excellent!! Didn't even think of Chaucer!

Why thank you!

Yeah I'm going with Fitzgerald's This Side of Paradise

Thankyou, borrowing this for a similar project 😉

Didn't worry, there's a Portland liberal in my mentions telling me that Biden is doing enough to protect trans people actually and I just want to gloat when I cost him the election! I'm so fucking sick and tired of this shit. Anyway, here's the entire Bee Movie script in PDF:

www.screenwritersnetwork.org

Fun fact: looks like you can paste the entire script into each box multiple times! Idk if you can, and I'm not telling you what to do with this fun fact, just sharing it.

It seemed to have trouble with "Moby Dick".

That's been my favorite choice ever since this Clickhole article, "The Time I Spent On A Commercial Whaling Ship Totally Changed My Perspective On The World": clickhole.com/the-time-i-s...

clickhole.com

me, just now: "huh, this page sure is loading slowly. Must be something weird with my wifi." also me: "...oh. How have I not seen this one before?"

GameFAQs guides also made it really rough to navigate, because the text boxes auto expand forever.

Fuck *Don't worry A typo gets around the world before the delete, correct, and repost has a chance to get its pants on...

utah is a red state, biden doesn't have authority to change their laws. how will costing him the election help anything, this is a really confusing comment

Nope, you're right. I really think that Biden can change state law. He definitely can't use the bully pulpit, sign any executive orders guaranteeing trans people's right in federal spaces in Utah, or advocate federal laws guaranteeing trans rights, or like stop any discretionary spending there. Yup.

There is LITERALLY NOTHING more Biden could do, yup.

i'm not totally sure about the executive order but yeah he should do those things (and in many cases did during house appropriations) what you said just seems like a complete non-sequitur to what you were responding to which is why i was confused. in fact i'm not sure what you're even responding to

I'm bein repeatedly told that bein publicly mad Biden said "trans people - I have ur backs" before not making a big deal about these legalizations of discrimination & stepping stones to genocide against trans people means I am ignorant & going to cost Biden the election. When he could simply DO MORE

i mean. yes, he can, absolutely, but like www.erininthemorning.com/p/massive-de...

Massive Defeat For Anti-Trans And Anti-LGBTQ+ Riders In Spending Bill As Dems Hold Firmwww.erininthemorning.com Over 40 anti-trans and anti-LGBTQ+ riders were defeated during budget negotiations with Republicans. Previous reporting indicated that riders targeting trans people could be a red line for the party.

Deprive all red states of federal funds until they change their laws and knock off with the genocide If that doesn't work, send in the 101st

i feel you, that would be a real expression of power. and it's not that i can't see it working, but man, i can also see the ways it could be an unmitigated disaster not saying it's necessarily wrong, but that would be an uncomfortable gamble and possibly lead to record-setting unpopularity

which, i don't mean to imply it's the president's job to stay popular by not taking action. it's not. I'd just wanna make sure he's not giving the Republicans any more favors as they froth over the idea of uncontested rule

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