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it's true, one time the deer ate every single hot dog and hamburger patty off our family reunion picnic table while we were taking pictures with grandma
the average deer eats approximately 10–23 hot dogs every single day
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thus the invention of the "potato salad sandwich" which haunts us to this day at every gathering ("overcooked turkey? well at least it's not potato salad sandwiches!"), to the bafflement of the youngest generation
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I had a horse that was a total nuisance if he thought you had treats, & one time during a picnic he wouldn't leave me alone so I held out my salami sandwich for him to realize it wasn't a treat, but he snatched it out of my hand and ate it all
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the universe seeks balance which is why this animal will do anything, ANYTHING!! even BEHAVE, for abutilon flowers
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Haha, I thought balance had already been achieved by the pittie I had that adored kale
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as a kid I had a cat that would mug me for any citrus fruit
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We had a cat that would steal pumpkin guts while we were carving Jack o'lanterns and run away to hide and eat them. He also likes tortillas and corn on the cob.
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That's hilarious! I would not think any cat would like citrus
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hahaha i make horse cookies for my sister's horses, they're pretty basic with oats, apples, carrots, and molasses to bind it [basically equine candy] & i swear they can smell them in my pocket from across the pasture they way they come whickering at me
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Trooper would greet everyone by first sniffing all of the areas clothes normally have pockets to check for treats, and if you didn't have any, he'd immediately swing around and demand ass scratches as consolation
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That’s a horse I can respect. 😂
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He was the best! A gentle giant. His favorite treat was if you poured a little coffee in your hand and let him have some. I left a thermos in the field once and he stomped all over it trying to get to the coffee, lol
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