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La Di Da Di

@ambienzombie.bsky.social

Bay Area bred Mexican. Gemini AF. Big time book slut 📚 Lvl 200 Reply Guy. Nice lips. Fine Young Cannibal. California lefty. he/him. Even the genius asks questions✌🏽IG: @ambienzombie 🧟‍♂️
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This MFer better give me super powers
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We know Britney Spears can dance. That's her whole thing. So why do her instagram videos look like everyone's divorced aunt at a wedding? It's like the spirits of all her white ancestors overcome her when she puts that phone in selfie mode.
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Go ‘head and eat some ribs since you wanna act like a baby back bitch
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Anyone down to repost the last song playing on their phone?
Anyone down to repost the last song playing on their phone? 
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I swear to god I just saw UFOs. I saw what looked like 5 stars in a row and was like that’s new. And then the stars were moving and and there was at least 20 of them. No way they were planes and they moved too slow to be jets. Wtf I’m trippin so much right now 🫨
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Welcome to BlueSky, we have rules here. 1. You wack 2. You twisted 3. Your girl’s a Hoe 4. You broke, the kid ain’t yours 5. And e’rybody knows
Welcome to BlueSky; we have rules here 1. Stop, collaborate and listen 2. Anything less than the best is a felony 3. If rhythm was a drug I’d sell it by the gram 4. If there’s a problem 5. Yo, I’ll solve it
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If the aliens ever make themselves known on our planet, I really hope they have cute butts.
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Holding a house vote to censure Lauren Boebert for forgetting the balls
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I love this poster so much. Makes me more excited for the movie, which is what a movie poster is suppose to do. Watching it tomorrow and I’m ready to jump head first in Spooky Season.
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Hahah nice post, dude! Super funny! Give me your credit card number
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Why does the Cheesecake Factory publish their calories on the menu? I'm eating from a 24 page menu in what looks like a luxury La Quinta inn, I clearly do not give a fuck what goes into my body
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Fuck me with the type of enthusiasm and charisma displayed only by a real estate agent on cocaine
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Happy birthday @hereliescorri.bsky.social !!!!!!!! Eat a metric ton of ramen and may you get showered with cool gifts and genuine affection on your bday 🎂 🍜 🎁
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When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to
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When you get absolutely roasted for being a reply guy by one of your moots
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The kind of sex I want to have requires a McFlurry, 12 ping pong balls, fine meats & cheeses and Japanese funk from the 70s.
The kind of sex I want to have scorches the Earth and make churches burn down
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I don't trust anyone that's never been poor
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Introduce yourself with: One book One movie One album One show
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Introduce yourself with: One book One movie One album One show
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Make sure to subscribe before the new issue hits! Halloween season without Fango just ain’t Halloween! 🎃👻
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, no selfies
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When you’re being mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to
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[Will Ferrell Harry Carey voice] if the moon were made of cheese, would it taste like bleu cheese tonight?
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I must say, I have some pretty hot moots on here.
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the fact that we found out Russia, ie Putin, fucked with the 2016 election and then WE LET IT STAND, makes us the biggest fucking idiots that ever existed