OneInTheDank

Yay!! While California has been fortunate to avoid state-level trans genocisal policies, school boards are another matter and i am very relieved for the kids in hostile districts who wont have to worry about outing. now make it federal

California's SAFETY Act, HB1955, preventing schools from outing students to parents has been signed into law, effective 1/1/25 www.latimes.com/california/s...

Newsom signs bill banning schools from notifying parents about student gender identitywww.latimes.com The new law shields teachers from retaliation for supporting transgender students and prohibits school policies that require “forced disclosure” of youth gender decisions to their families.

That’s it. You forced my hand. I’m gonna do that thing I was going to do anyway because of the new Cali gender identity law.

Confidently pooping with feet pointed out , not in .

Your honor it was my more edgy alter ego Dan Shady, I can’t be held responsible

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Mir

But I don’t want to change I just want to stop hearing I’m racist

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juno stump

True

What is it? What’s behind them?

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if i follow you back it means you’ve past a series of vibe checks that could have resulted, but didn’t, in you being attacked by a burgle of raccoons

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You have 1.9k followers

Feeling like a mad scientist right now

6th, this was all a plan to replace aging Trump with a clone. Any behavior differences can be explained by the “near death” experience.

Fifth, this was an official act. And that’s what the shooter said to the police officer on the ladder to make him back down. It just makes sense , officers are too brave to back down in the face of danger 😉

The new Trump is the establishment clone Trump. He can’t be trusted.

So the conservative conspiracies are going to be insane at lunch, I have to bring some even more crazy conspiracy theories to outdo them, because being the adult in the room doesn’t work. Ok, so first off, this was a psy-op to distract from the Epstein files with Trumps name on them.

Second, he had a razor in his mouth. He grabbed his ear and went down. When he came back up, there was blood. I don’t believe it. An AR-15 round would do way more damage to his ear, but he’s too much of a pussy to cut deep.

Third, the shooter was a republican. He didn’t want to kill Trump. He wanted to give him the Reagan bump. Make people feel sorry for him.

Fourth, the real target was the guy in the crowd. I don’t know what he was into, but he clearly was aiming for him, he hit him in the head. There was probably some unresolved issues between the two, probably revolving around CatTurd

Fuck the FBI is at my door, what did I say??