OneInTheDank

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i know mutual aid sucks right now but can we please help Black people

hi, also my friend aima in nigeria needs fubds to make rent by july 12th—it’d be about $256, can anyone help her out pls? if you can, pls put “for aima” in the memo & i will transfer funds to her. thank u! #MutualAid #HelpSky (linktr.ee/itsadrianmica)

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I maintain that if someone is attracted to you, you don’t need any pickup line other than “hi”

This baseball doesn’t need to be played with to have broken windows 😃

I need a Windows XP baseball

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nobody fucking understands hyperbole

i think a lot of people don't understand how to use hyperbole

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it's not about red or blue, left or right. it's about coming together as Americans to witness history's first Weekend at Bernie's presidency

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I need help with money and the only person who ever helps me is my mom. I don't want to be taking my mom's money. Especially since it all goes to pay my dad's bills. IDK what to do anymore.

I’m no designer but I feel like a right turn signal that points left is not a wise design choice.

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the red on the american flag stands for ketchup in burger. the blue is obviously pepsi logo the white is mayo the stars are carl’s jr

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I write a lot and don’t share it, but figured I’d share this one. ✍🏽📝

Or DO blow your dick off today to , you know, celebrate your freedom 🇺🇸🧨💥 🍆

Don't blow your dick off today

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happy birthday, hot dog

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The concept of admiring someone famous uncritically should be abolished altogether. Y'all need to stop this parasocial crap

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?

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everyone is fighting some kind of battle sucker punch them while they’re focused on the other battle

I’m surprised more people haven’t heard the song detachable penis.

Post your last hidden picture

I googled my symptoms and it turns out google is no longer a viable search engine so I Bing-ed them instead and even that wasn’t working so I yelled out my window and I think I just have chlamydia

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I've been weird & annoying for my whole life, so no reason to stop now.

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Teach your children about rejection by getting them a cat

So you’re telling me this fort is made entirely of cum?

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Malcolm X: "I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalise them for not being able to stand up under the weight."

They don't have an inside to go to. This is "increase jail population and slave labor" ruling.

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*buying that underwear that has a pocket for balls, but keeping two hard boiled eggs in it*

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It is not an accident that this is happening alongside efforts to kill no fault divorce.

57 percent of unhoused women report domestic violence as their immediate cause of homelessness. The Supreme Court’s decision to uphold an Oregon law could further limit their options. 19thnews.org/2024/06/ruli...

Ruling on homelessness raises the risks for domestic violence survivors, experts say19thnews.org 57 percent of unhoused women report domestic violence as their immediate cause of homelessness. The Supreme Court’s decision to uphold an Oregon law could further limit their options.

When I said I was up to snuff I failed to realize it didn’t mean down to murder.

More like dick-hole clown economics

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"no, I'm not related to Trent, but I am a big industrial fan"