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Christian. Dad. Deal guy. “Diverse manager.”
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twee urban fantasy carries too much 60s/70s SFF dna for its top guys not to be horny peter pan types. the subgenre is “YES I go to renaissance fairs. YES, I wear corsets. >_>; No, I will not give you teh bewbie hugz(!1!!) because I have a hubbeh. >_>; Begone.” made flesh
In the same way we've found the latent reactionary politics in e.g. conspiritual culture, which seems to pull its leading figures toward the far right, we should take a look at high twee urban fantasy and its bias toward sex pestery (pestillence?)
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In the same way we've found the latent reactionary politics in e.g. conspiritual culture, which seems to pull its leading figures toward the far right, we should take a look at high twee urban fantasy and its bias toward sex pestery (pestillence?)
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just watched 74 people speaking at least a dozen different languages become american citizens in a ceremony at monticello, where the speakers were themselves children of immigrants. inspiring stuff and a vivid illustration of what reactionaries want to snuff out
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sorry, it doesn’t work like that. you walked us pretty far down this road and now we have to make decisions with that reality in mind. there are four months to go.
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me and the other playground dads just chilling, guys being dudes
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doing goofy calisthenics on the playground equipment, yeah i’m basically karl gotch
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USA USA USA USA
Match abandoned, the USA is officially in the last 8 of the world cup I repeat THE USA IS IN THE LAST 8 OF THE CRICKET WORLD CUP HOLY SHIT
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writing a song is the weirdest fucking thing. pulling music out of your mind. wild that we’re allowed to make things out of nothing like that
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God invents cuckolding - 8th century BC
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Me, managing a demoniacal pan of deep-frying pork chops: 6yo, every 15 seconds: Dat-TEE, I want you to SITTTTTTTTT with MEEEEEEEEEE
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the animation cel i desire above all others
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I came here like this so you’ll know my word of death is true
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every day brings us closer to the 21 savage fancam of the blood meridian movie, signs and wonders
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beyond a certain age every man has to choose whether he’ll grimace or soyface in all his photos, and he has to make peace with his decision
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Here is the play: Start using the verb “creaming” to mean going out for ice cream Creaming with the boys, creaming on the beach, creaming alone, we creaming now
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who in God’s name is driving up and down the street blasting Fast Car, what is your reasoning, what is your goal
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driving into buffalo indistinguishable from driving into oklahoma city, i like it
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just ate one of those new jalapenos that doesn't have any heat. postmodernism has gone too far
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Love the playground this time of year. Completely overcast, wind gusting so hard it blows trashcans over, parents huddled & shivering, but by God we are outside
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A very good morning to the UAW and the freshly unionized workers of Chattanooga, TN.
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I came here like this so you'll know my word of death is true.
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Advice for scholars: next time you lecture on Kant and revolutions at “Downing” (Darwin) College Cambridge, make sure your hair is neatly tied and that you’re not blonde. Or else your research impact will be on the Spectator libido section.
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Those maniacs at Faribault have gone and made a summer-weight point blanket. My children need shoes, you monsters
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i love the entertainment industry. i love that there are people whose professional and financial peak was working on Where’s Rodney, a show where a young boy communes mystically with Rodney Dangerfield in times of need
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So “the sign” is pretty obviously the bluey finale, right?