An Dipshit™: Poorly describe your favorite video game

Poorly describe your favorite video game

i shoot at shit with two joysticks

The Sims?

that's right

got it in one

well you didn't specify that you were shooting at cybertrucks, so it can't be battlezone...

ftr my official guess is smash tv, with robot on a close second. could be battlezone or sarge tho. I'm sure there are more but off the top of my head that's what I've got

gonna assume "robot on" is robotron 2084 and that's bang on 😁

STUPID TYPOS yes that is exactly right. god I rule so much

ARCADE: lettin those got-damn aliens steal one ship so's I can have two ships PC: what if 1984 + children of men but aliens

Galaga and... Mass Effect?

half life 2 was what I was getting at, but tbh they're really kind of all like that

The funniest part is that I have played HL2 and not Mass Effect but that was still the first one I thought of 😂

lol I guess I'm thinking the surveillance & screens, plus the trains & barbed wire, and above all the constant dread. like how else do you describe it?

I definitely think it describes HL2 better, but I think maybe my memories of the actual gameplay just completely replaced any memory of the vibes and story. I had to think for a minute to remember if HL2 even had aliens in it, but the feel of the gravity gun was all fresh

Press A til evil is dead.

Samurai Kirby from Kirby Super Star on SNES

😂 Good guess, but it’s [pick any jrpg from the 90s].

lately i played a lot of the one where there's 3 of you but the one is dead and you have laser jewelry that lets you see what's inside the animals

Ness caught a whiff of ass, but just for a second.

its not that good

anything by EA in the last 18 years?

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