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To goon, perchance to cum—ay, there's the rub:
For in that hypnostate what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes a mess of so long a sesh.
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Anyone else think BTS fan accounts should be shot into the sun?
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we need more rat themed bars for adults
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Large man. Beard, waxed mustache. Those glasses Walter wears in The Big Lebowski. Kilt. Burrito.
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My girlfriend uses a different niche microblogging platform you wouldn't know her
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The discover feed has decided to replace all the furry art with Korean idol groups today and honestly I can't decide which version I prefer.
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yep sex but have u ever helped her make a horse playlist??
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It's cyberbullying your ass! It's typing weird slug slurs!
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Help I'm being force-femmed in the dwarf fortress channel
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For Follow Friday I'm just going to drop the starter pack I put together when the feature released. I got about 30 people in there so check them out ♥
People who are actually funnybsky.app Join the conversation
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Reddit thread: Thoughts on 2 girls 1 cup? I love this stuff but I always have to pause the video before she shits. Are there any videos of naked women online where they don't eat poop?
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We should celebrate Fourth of July by canceling a random brittish guy
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Y'all saxophones go.kinda wild huh
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I can't believe they really named a character Deep Throat
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Y'all like it when your piss smells like coffee?
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You're in a meeting with me today, this is what you get
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Aliens are real we are all part alien and aliens live underground
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gonna start an x files podcast called mulder she wrote
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Why do you keep posting this? Is it to gaslight yourself into believing you AREN'T a creep who is unfunny and too familiar with strangers causing them to block you? Bro get a HINT disrespectfully, Tiny
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Guy who gets cancelled for sending unsolicited pictures of moths
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Guys I'm beginning to think he's not actually a medical doctor
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Just so know posting isn't normal. Humans only do this when they're very distressed.
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Increasingly convinced that anyone who has tried to cancel @turniprodeo.bsky.social is a bad person
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Yeah Biden only works 10am to 4pm, but he's just trying to prove to the nation that a 30 hour work week is viable.
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Rumor has it the new Inside Out is about RFK Jr. and two of the emotions are just dead worms