Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat

had a dream about taking a test for film class in college. woke up 100% convinced that a banded interference pattern from lighting is a big problem with film, & you counteract it via another light under the subject. seems convincing until you think about it for even a moment. going back to sleep now

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can i borrow $1600 it's an emergency

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Well this is grim

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Using "DEI" as an adjective and instantly getting the worst bleu cheese breath imaginable. The air shimmers like a hot road where my breath has just been. A child across the room starts crying.

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Just a reminder that Michelle Wolf nailed it at the White House Correspondents Dinner. NYT, I’m looking in your direction especially.

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This was a speech during which he did not have to answer any questions, he supposedly knew where he was going to be several days ahead of time, and this is what he came up with

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forrest leaning over to pick up his nachos at the cubs nlcs, bumps steve bartman

bjorny on main

corny on main

saw a good toad 👍

WE DID IT THANK GOD I SLEPT IN (having so much trouble posting this screenshot...that's what I get for having a lousy connection

SOMEONE FUCKED IT UP AND NOW I HAVE TO UNREPOST

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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler

YOU: kittens, how do you feel about the shaggs ME: YOU: ... ME: YOU: ...kittens? ME: ME: no I heard you. I'm just thinking about the question

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This photo is pure 2024.

you think I won't put that thing in my mouth?!? HUH?!????!! well you're probably right. it would be unwise, not to mention impolitic. the very thought! that a gentleman such as me would embarrass himself so! why the very thought I say!

one of the good ones! follow if you like good posts and good posting! AND WHO DOESN'T?!? WHO ARE YOU TO RESIST EH?

9:30pm on a friday and i've got nothing to do (absolutely fantastic) so i'll do up one of these

whenever britain is in the news I immediately turn into otto from A FISH CALLED WANDA. it's like a disease, I absolutely cannot help myself

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DO NOT share this code with anyone: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP (people rushing in) "what happened?!?" "I don't know, he just flatlined! I'm-" (frenzied activity) "CLEAR!" (ka-CHUNK) "nothing!" "he's not responding!" "CLEAR!" (ka-CHUNK) (15 minutes later) "I'm calling it. time..."

DO NOT share this code with anyone: Hammurabi’s

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Sunak's wife looks like a vengeful ghost standing there.

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God DAMNIT Instagram stop trying to sell me a ceramic chicken dick!

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Some of yall

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There is a 7 foot tall guy behind Rishi Sunak who likely ran for office just to be able to hold a printed out L behind him during his concession speech.

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reskeet with a tweet you still think about

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had my boss and his wife over for dinner. got really nervous and mixed up baklava and balaclava. anyway long story short dessert turned out really chewy and I might be fired

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look if this country is going to have insane authoritarian leaders can we at least get one with a little showmanship